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MC Lars
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Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
作词:Steve Dawson, Piney Gir, Oli Horton, Andrew R Nielsen
Internet relationships are not real Your heart, people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys
In the chat room, I inspect Who's here tonight? ASL check I'm 20/F from the UK Send me an IM and I'll make your day
I'm twenty-two and my name is Daryl Nice to meet you, Daryl, my name is Carol What do you like Carol? I like to go to shows I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like? I like to skate I play rock guitar but I'm not that great I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late I live in San Francisco and hangin' on the Haight
Do you like the Golden Gate? I did when I was eight Maybe I can come and visit? Maybe you should wait See, I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife I weigh three hundred pounds and I hate my life
Are you serious? Yes, well, I've got a secret too I'm not twenty, I'm really thirty-two I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue You lied to me, Carol Well, you lied to me too
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet
Bob went on MySpace for hours a day Talking to girls from Moscow to L.A. But people can surprise you from behind a screen 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile I checked out your pics and I like your style Sounds good, Susie, I'll be your friend We can write each other again and again
Comment on my pics and post on my page Join my groups and guess my age You must be eighteen, how could you not? You can't be in high school, you're just too hot
Let me send you pics for your personal collection I hope they inspire you and give you a smile Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene Cops showed up at his door, she was only sixteen
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet
If you don't believe, us here's a final story About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie Behind the monitor truth is hidden from your eyes Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase I don't know what you look like and I wanna see your face But what does it matter? You know who I am inside What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
You got me there, I'm not really a female I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email So this is why it's bad to meet women online Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time
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It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet
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