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MC Lars
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I'm Dreaming of a Green Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Global Warming had wiped out the endangered field mouse The stockings were hung by the big solar panels While Timmy was watching the Planet Green Channel It told him the ice Burgs were melting away And Frosty was having a very bad day The North Pole was boiling and Santa was blue The elves now made toys with reindeer hoof glue On the AstroTurf arose such a clatter I sprang from the futon to see what was the matter. When, what to my curious eyes should appear, But Santa in a Prius pulled by flying reindeer, 'Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! It's time to conserve! On, Comet! On Cupid! We've got to preserve!
From the triple pained windows to the top of the wall! Sustainable, sustainable, sustainable, y'all!'
I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas One day there could be no more snow I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas Self-sustaining as my gift list grows I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas Not Santa surfing at the North Pole I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas In a biodiesel sleigh to Grandma's house we go!
And then Santa came into my house, and he's like 'I'm coming through the front door.' And I'm like 'why?', and he's like, 'you don't have a chimney.' I said, 'Burning carbon is bad.'
Santa was dressed in organic cotton from his head to his feet His red jacket was recycled, his Birkenstocks were sweet A bundle of toys he had slung on his back in a Nob Hill recycled tote bag sack The ozone was depleting and the climate change was scary But Santa's eyes were focused on still making Christmas merry He brought me some rocks and a solar powered Wii What was once a white beard was now a goatee He rocked Aviators and a little round belly That shook when he laughed like a bowl of organic jelly He spoke not a word, but flashed me a smirk He said, 'I'm mad green', and went straight to work While Rudolph recharged his solar-powered nose He used recycled wrapping paper that's how conservation goes 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 But I heard Santa exclaim as he drove out of sight, 'A Green Christmas to all and to all a good night!'
I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas One day there could be no more snow I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas Self-sustaining as my gift list grows I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas Not Santa surfing at the North Pole I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas In a biodiesel sleigh to Grandma's house we go!
On the twelfth day of Christmas Santa gave to me the following things: Twelve solar fans Eleven Britta filters Ten red Sigg bottles Nine bins for recycling Eight compact light bulbs Seven striped hemp beanies Six recycled ornaments Five books by Heinberg Four bamboo bookshelves Three million soybeans Two low flow toilets And One An Inconvenient Truth DVD
I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas One day there could be no more snow I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas Self-sustaining as my gift list grows I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas Not Santa surfing at the North Pole I'm dreaming of a green green Christmas In a biodiesel sleigh to Grandma's house we go!
Merry Christmas everyone! Happy Kwanza! Happy Hanukah! We're so inclusive! We're so politically correct! We're keeping it real because it's Christmas. All right kids. This year for Christmas, don't ask for toys, ask your parents to donate a cow to starving families in Africa. Be a good person! Don't give me the mic, I get nutty.
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