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Jim Stafford
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Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne
Lyricist:Bellamy David M, Stafford Jim W
There was a lady in a window In the room across the way From the hotel I was staying in While on my holiday
I couldn't help but see everything 'Cause I was peeping I confess Still after dinner every night She had the strangest guest
She'd retire to her favorite chair And sit there with a dog Fill the crystal glasses While the fire danced on the log
Well I watched them drink their bubbly brew Until the fire grew dim Then I stuck my head out the window And said, 'Why not me instead of him?'
Oh your bulldog drinks champagne And I ain't one to complain What a perfect waste of wine it seems to be So honey, tell ol' Rover that the big dog's coming over 'Cause any woman that would get a bulldog drunk Would have to be good to me
Fourteen days and fourteen nights Not one word did I hear Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Her with her silk and champagne Over to me in my shorts with a beer
She just left the curtains wide And I knew she knew I could see Her and the pug nosed mutt Guzzling wine and teasing me
Oh your bulldog drinks champagne And I ain't one to complain What a perfect waste of wine it seems to be So honey, tell ol' Rover that the big dog's coming over 'Cause any woman that would get a bulldog drunk Would have to be good to me
So I made a bolder move I went over and rang her bell I heard growling from inside And I got scared as hell
Then the bulldog staggered out the door And he said, 'How do you do?' But the lady bit me on the leg And I said, 'Rouf, I love you too'
Oh your bulldog drinks champagne And I ain't one to complain What a perfect waste of wine it seems to be So honey, tell ol' Rover that the big dog's coming over
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