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Jeff Foxworthy( Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy )
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Totally Committed (Studio Recording)
Lyricist:Jeff Foxworthy, James Hollihan
Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and I have got A wonderful woman that I am totally committed to Always figured, if something was worth doing It was worth doing right You ever see those dead possums Lying in the road? They we're partially committed
Rule number one If she ain't happy you ain't happy And if she ain't happy long enough You're gonna be unhappy with half your stuff
Early on in our marriage when we'd be In the same room for a half hour And she wouldn't say a word to me I would make the mistake of looking at her And going what's wrong? Hoping it was something other than me
Now I have learned, if were in the same room for a half hour And she doesn't say a word to me, it's me Now I just go up to her and go 'Baby I realized that I have done or said'
'Something stupid and insensitive And while I don't yet know what it is I would like to go up to my room And think about it for a little while'
This game's been played for century's Ever since Adam fell for Eve The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be Just like me, totally committed
I've learned early on in our relationship That women are complicated creatures Once I had accepted that it made every thing A lot of things easier for me
But I have found that because women are complicated They like to think men are complicated too You ever hear a group of women talking to each other 'Ooh, I wish I knew what he was really thinking'
Ladies I'll tell you what we're really thinking Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com We're really thinking 'I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked' That's all were thinking
You go to a nursing home and see A ninety year old man going down the hall On a walker, that's what he's thinking 'I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked'
This game's been played for century's Ooh not that, not that The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be Just like me, totally committed
And I do believe women understand men better Than men understand women, don't you? Think about that, how often do you see A man stomp out of a room crying and a woman going 'What? What'd I say? Come back'
And I do think men would take advice About relationships but we're not gonna sit down And read magazines about it You got to feed it to us in a way where we'd accept it
Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game And there's strike three Greg Maddux Looking really good today Speaking of looking good fellas
From time to time your woman needs To be reminded that she's still looking good to you Hey baby, have I told you lately You are as pretty as Greg Maddux?
This game's been played for century's Baby where ya goin'? Ever since Adam fell for Eve The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be Just like me, I keep telling ya I am totally committed Now repeat after me, totally committed
Now baby, what I meant to say Is when your naked You are prettier than Greg Maddox You really are, I'm going up to my room
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