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Monty Python( The Pythons )
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I Like Chinese
Lyricist:Eric Idle, Terry Jones
The world today seems absolutely crackers With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high There's fools and idiots sittin' on the trigger It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why
I like Chinese, I like Chinese They only come up to your knees Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please
I like Chinese, I like Chinese There's nine hundred million of them in the world today You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say
I like Chinese, I like Chinese They come from a long way overseas But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please
I like Chinese food, the waiters never are rude Think of the many things they've done to impress There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and chess
So I like Chinese, I like Chinese I like their tiny little trees Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that Confucius taught If Darwin is anything to shout about The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt
So, I like Chinese, I like Chinese They only come up to your knees Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please All together
Wo ai zhongguo ren, wo ai zhongguo ren Wo ai zhongguo ren Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien
I like Chinese, I like Chinese Their food is guaranteed to please A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees
I like Chinese, I like Chinese I like their tiny little trees Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese
I like Chinese, I like Chinese They only come up to your knees
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