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Chuck is a guy; does Kung Fu Gotta score dates at a TV show Take the base and Once he's gone, kick you in the face Not the smartest martial artist Flying jets is way too hard It's Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuuuuuuuuuck!
Dick is a guy; got no price And he's gotta job (you ride, you ride) He sells used cars He can't fly jets No money down in a big cash-back Can't take a deal when he's behind the wheel, And a car he sells starts making a steal Dick Dick Dick Dick Di- Di- Di- D- Diiiiiiick!
Chuck Norris cannot fly an F-14 Dick Norris cannot fly an F-15 Neither one of them can fly a f**kin' B-2 Bomber!) (holla!...)
Chuck and Dick are not related Chuck N. is worth illustrating can't hit a baseball though, so kick you in the face with a Kung Fu blow Got a TV show (why's he gotta get shot every episode?) Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuck! Chuck Chuck Chuck--Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuck!
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com The eyes of the ranger are upon you When you do, he's gonna see When you're in Texas, look behind you Cuz that's where the ranger's gonna be
Dick is a guy; got no price And he's gotta job (you ride, you ride) He sells used cars He can't fly jets No money down in a big cash-back Can't take a deal when he's behind the wheel, And a car he sells starts making a steal Dick Dick Dick Dick Di- Di- Di- D- Diiiiiiick!
Dick Norris cannot fly an Apache copter Chuck Norris cannot fly a B-2 bomber Neither one can fly an F-14 Tomcat, An F-117, A stealth jet (fighter jet) (fighter?) (what?) (plane!)
Chuck Norris Dick Norris (X4) KUNG FU! (test drive!) (X8)
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