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Liz Phair
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Uncle Alvarez (iTunes Originals Version)
There's a portrait of Uncle Alvarez Hanging in the hall Nobody wants to look at it But Uncle Alvarez sees us all
Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy You might even shake the hands of presidents Better send a postcard and keep the family quiet
He's not really part Cherokee Indian He didn't fight in the Civil War He's just Eugene Isaac Alvarez We feel sorry for the wall
Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy You might even shake the hands of presidents You're gonna make them sorry when you die
And it's a long way down You're hoping for heart attack Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Running around And messing in this and that, and Your beautiful wife keeps your life on a shelf for you Safe in the bedroom where there's no dust or mildew and It's hard to believe you were once a beautiful dancer...
Better just to shake it off As you write your resumé Don't think of Uncle Alvarez And the price he had to pay
Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy You might even shake the hands of presidents You're gonna make them sorry when you die
Ho, ho, ho, imaginary accomplishments Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy You might even shake the hands of presidents Better send some money to the Alma Matter
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