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Allan Sherman
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Dodgin' The Draft
作词:Allan Sherman
First you tell your draft board you're hooked on dope You don't need the army 'cause you've seen Bob Hope Walk around the floor kinda nice and loose Tell 'em your fiancee's name is Bruce
When they ask about your schooling, then you say That you studied under Cassius Clay Then put some lipstick on when you're photographed And that's what I call dodging the draft
Then you show the captain a note from mom Stand there while he reads it and suck your thumb When he takes your family history, state with pride 'Benedict Arnold was on my father's side'
更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 He'll hand you an IQ test, just look at it with gloom Then fold it like an airplane and sail it 'cross the room If they believe you don't know your fore from your aft That's what I call shirking your military responsibility
Clump around the floor like your feet are flat When they ask about your hearing, just say, 'How's that?' If the sergeant wants a cigarette, treat him right Set fire to your draft card and offer him a light
When you see the eye chart, don't worry at all Say, 'I'll be glad to read it, just point me at the wall' And if the draft board acts in the usual way You'll be what I call 1-A
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