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The Tragic Tantrum
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Diego and Arlene
Oooh...
There once was a man named Diego And a girl named Arlene Who lived on a street A beautiful street And I saw them and sang
Oooh...
Eventually they both got married And they moved on my street They had lots of kids The most beautiful kids And I saw them and sang
Oooh...
But I try and I try But I can't relate can't relate I can't relate To the way they relate
And I try but I'm lost I'll never relate Oh Diego, Arlene I just can't relate
Diego wears crisp-collared polos Arlene is a doll The kids are all playing red rover And they just bought a dog
Arlene looks nice in canary The kids look like angels asleep I'd like to get inside their psyche But I'm across the street
And I try and I try But I can't relate can't relate I can't relate To the way they relate
And I try but I'm lost I'll never relate Oh Diego, Arlene I just can't relate
Oooh ah! Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye
Come on now! Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye
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I just bought a crisp-collared polo My new dog's a jewel I want the kids to all come over Come swim in my pool I'll build you a pool I'll dig it just for you Diego, Arlene
I just bought a crisp-collared polo My new dog's a jewel I want the kids to all come over Come swim in my pool I'll build you a pool I'll dig it just for you Diego, Arlene
And your kids too!
Diego gets an invitation For his family and his dog They're coming on Sunday for swimming And I'm digging up a hole
The family arrives here at noon sharp I show them my pool They ask me 'Where is all the water?' I tell them 'It's new.'
But go ahead test the dimensions Everyone get inside I'd like to take your family portrait And don't forget the dog the caterpillar that I rented is waiting Diego, Arlene
So I get out my cat And I race to the scene And I grab all the dirt Oh Diego, Arlene
I can't relate can't relate Goodbye! I can't relate You must say goodbye I just can't relate
And now I sing
Oooh...
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