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Two Pints
Lyricist:Brian Carroll, Daniel Thomas Monti
Hey Mr Bartender, give me a drink I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it And that doesn't mean I can't handle Anything stronger now, just think I'll wait a while
I'll have a pint of lager please And a pack of flakies Give me a pint of lager please And a can of baked beans
So hey, Mrs Tongue Driver, give us a squeeze But put your coat back down 'cos I ain't ready to leave This doesn't mean I don't wanna take you back You'll just have to wait for that
I'll have a pint of lager please A complimentary striptease Give me a pint of lager please And a bag of green peas
Take me to the kebab hut
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton High up to the top and don't be putting veg on that Don't want no cabbage patch kebab, a dab of ketchup Make it red and please make sure the sheep is dead And throw some peppers in the bag
Would you like chili sauce on that?
And a pint of lager, please With a pack of flakies Give me a pint of lager, please Some soft scoop ice cream
So hey, Mr Cab Driver, give me some breeze It's been a long long night and it's repeating on me And that doesn't mean it's time to You know what I mean? Just open the window, geez
I'll have a pint of lager please Don't give a monkey's Give me a pint of lager please And some processed cheese
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