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Baljeet & Buford
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Good King Wenceslas
Lyricist:John Mason Neale, Traditional
Good King Wenceslas looked out On the Feast of Stephen Sorry I'm late, I was busy doin' some rewrites Rewrites? I've highlighted your parts, now sing along
Santa Claus and all his elves Are making gifts for Buford I don't think that's how it goes Nobody's askin' you, nerd
Buford, you're completely disrespecting this classic song You're ignoring the historical context King Wenceslas was a great man You have no idea what this song is about I know all about this song
The words were by an English guy The music's Scandinavian Wenceslas was five-foot-six He kept his face unshaven
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Though just a Duke throughout his life He always ruled so justly His kingly title was conferred Upon him posthumously
Well, I stand corrected, you seem to have a lot of information But if you know so much about it, why do you not sing the original song? I like my version better, it's about me
Buford should get lots of gifts Every Christmas season When I see presents just for me It always is so pleasin'
That is why I changed the words To make the song more edgy If you don't like the way I sing You'll get a Christmas wedgie
Oh, it's lovely, you're a veritable Oscar Hammerstein the Second Or, uh, oh, well, at least it's over
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