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Deanicus Broadfooticus
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Toe Jam
I have an abundance of toe jam On my big left toe I tried to get it taken off By a fat man Named Moe
Toe Jam, Toe Jam It stinks really bad Toe Jam, Toe Jam It makes me really mad
I can not dine in resteruants it makes me really mad My big left toe, toe Jam It stinks much toe bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam It stinks really bad Toe Jam, Toe Jam It makes me really mad
I had a hot date last friday we didnt no what to do I can not dine in resteruants So i Made some cheese Fondue
Then I took off my shoes she didnt no what to do She said It smelt so bad I should dip it in the fondue
Toe Jam, Toe Jam It stinks really bad Toe Jam, Toe Jam It makes me really mad
I couldnt take it any more Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com The Toe Jam Ruined My life So i took the Kitchens Butcher Knife And ending my big toes life
Toe Jam, Toe Jam It stinks really bad Toe Jam, Toe Jam It makes me really mad
I went to see my fat friend moe He was very much Sad Of the loss Of my big left Toe Although i was very much glad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam It stinks really bad Toe Jam, Toe Jam It makes me really mad
My toe jam no longer stinks up rooms And No longer Makes me Gloom I can Dine in fancy resteruants And Order some fried mushrooms
Toe Jam, Toe Jam It stinks really bad Toe Jam, Toe Jam It makes me really mad
Although My toe Jams Gone And I am very glad Ill miss my big toe very much And it will make me very Sad Alt
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