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Half Man Half Biscuit
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Sealclubbing (Live at Sheffield Leadmill)
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich When a man walked up to me 'Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?' Wo-oh ippee ay oh
Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads When a frail voice asked of me: 'Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension' No-oh ippee ay oh
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom When he reached out for the jar He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com To ooh-ooh, to kill yourself
Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion When the stallion said to me: 'That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate' Ooh-ooh said the stallion
Me and my girl – sealclubbing Me and my girl – out on the ice Me and my girl – sealclubbing Me and my girl – ooh paradise
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