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Leslie Fish
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Banned From Argo
When we pulled into Argo Port in need of R & R The crew set out investigating every joint and bar We had high expectations of their hospitality But found too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we
And we're banned from Argo every one Banned from Argo just for having a little fun We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Our captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex We found him with five partners each of a different world and sex The shore police were on the way -- we had no second chance We beamed him up in the nick of time in the remnants of his pants
And we're banned from Argo every one Banned from Argo just for having a little fun We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew He outdrank seven space marines and a demolition crew The navigator didn't win but he outdrank almost all And now they've got a shuttlecraft on the roof of city hall
And we're banned from Argo every one Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Banned from Argo just for having a little fun We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green And hauled into an alley where he suffered things obscene He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear Except he somehow taught the bridge computer how to swear
And we're banned from Argo every one Banned from Argo just for having a little fun We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four But Argo doesn't want us anymore
The head nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to cause pon farr She came home with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart
And we're banned from Argo every one Banned from Argo just for having a little fun We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four But Argo doesn't want us anymore
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