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Neil Cicierega( Lemon Demon )
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Knife Fight
I tired of your mind games. I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy. Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me. But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here? I challenge you to a battle of knives!
KNIFE FIGHT, You're gonna fight for your life! KNIFE FIGHT, You're gonna fight with a knife! KNIFE FIGHT, A really really really sharp knife! YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch! I'ma cut you! (Cut you!) Swish swish! In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
NEIL: Let me tell you something: I can't be beat. MARTY: Oh yeah? NEIL: Yeah. Cuz I'm the king of the street! MARTY: Well guess what, man: I'll pin you to the wall! NEIL: Oh yeah? MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small! NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts! I'm gonna make you bleed copius amounts! MARTY: Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you! NEIL: Punk. MARTY: Dweeb.
KNIFE FIGHT, You're gonna fight for your life! KNIFE FIGHT, You're gonna fight with a knife! KNIFE FIGHT, A really really really sharp knife! YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch! I'ma cut you! (Cut you!) Swish swish! In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
NEIL: I'm gonna slice you up! MARTY: I'm gonna cut you down! NEIL: I'll put you in your place! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com MARTY: I'll put you underground! NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! MARTY: I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT? NEIL: Yeah, sure. MARTY: It's time to face the music! NEIL: Time to face the facts! MARTY: Time to bite the bullet! NEIL: Time to pay the tax! MARTY: I've got a blade of fury. NEIL: I am a ball of rage. MARTY: You ready, sucka? NEIL: Born ready. BOTH: ENGAGE!
KNIFE! FIGHT! CUT! STAB! KNIFE! OW! POKE! KNIFE!
MARTY: Hey wait a minute here! NEIL: Oh, what is it?! MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt! NEIL: Hurt? ...I don't want to get hurt. MARTY: Who does! NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a... BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT!
Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight! Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight! Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and Everyone can sing together, now:
Tickle fight! Tickle fight! La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
Ding dong doodly Nick nack noodly Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly! Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY!
MARTY: That was fun. Where's my knife?
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