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Lard
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The Power of Lard
Lard, Lard
Lard, you can see it In the clouds up in the sky Lard, floats by in clusters In our water supply
Lard, it's all of us, man In our pores and in our hair Lard's what we conceal With these corny clothes we wear
Lard is all Lard is divine Lard is in control Lard whips and chains our soul
Lard, we carry credit cards Lard, we live in fear of art Lard is the OM Lard is revolution
Lard is the tapeworm In the bottle of cheap tequila That comes alive at night And sneaks up and bites your nipple Lard, Lard
Nowadays, most of us need someone To run our personal life Someone to see that the plants are watered Someone to make sure the place is clean Someone to make sure dinner is waiting Someone to call for theater tickets Someone to make up those cheap excuses
What we need is Lard Lard, the answer, the dancer The ointment, Lard, the dream Absorb it, inflame it, respect it, molest it Lard, Lard
The country right now just wants to be soothed And told it doesn't have to pay or sacrifice or learn No one is over the hill When the mountain comes to Mohammad
Lard, Lard, Lard We love to eat, we love to pray Mold over mind, hooray
The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard
Every time I take a crap It's a cosmic experience Religion and chemicals Are the key to the future
Next time we have sex Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Just pretend I'm Ed Meese The weasels have it down, man It's a whole new age
Lard, Lard
Which would you prefer A computer or a gun The sharks out lived the dinosaurs You know
The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard
Pity the poor trainer In the stable when the race horse farts Poison oak really is The aphrodisiac of the Gods
When people are asleep We must all become alarm clocks Hey, man Life is my college
It's Dental Floss of the mind Who will babysit the babysitters
Ever hear about that guy in New York Whose dick fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup Which came first? Max Headroom or Gerald Ford Are you a man or are you a mouse If you love your fun, die for it, die for it
The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard
Avoid everything, avoid everything Avoid everything, avoid everything Everything, everything Everything, everything Everything, everything Everything, everything
The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard
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