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Stewie Griffin--Family Guy
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Down Syndrome Girl
You've got to look your best tonight You tubby little parasite 'Cus there's a lovely lady And she's waiting for you
And thought her pretty face may seem A special person's wettest dream Before you get to see it There are things you must do
We'll try A tie And put an air of yellow Or a rose That shows That you're a classy fellow With the posh The nosh Of Jefferson at Montecello Busting out a mile with style
I know you just can't wait to stare At all that luscious orange hair But boy before you touch a single curl
You must impress that ultra-booming All-consuming Poorly-grooming Down syndrome girl
On any normal day you reek As if you're on a farting streak Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool But if you want a lady's love You're better off by smelling of A gentleman's cologne instead of Sneakers and stool
A squirt A spurt Of something just for Ellen And you'll see That she Will find you so compelling And she does Because The only smell that she'll be smelling Won't be coming from your bum
You want to take that little whore And spin her on the dancing floor But boy before you do a single twirl Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
You must impress that effervescing Self-possessing Mobiescing Down syndrome girl
Her eyes are emerald portals To a secret land of love And her smile is like the sweetest Summer flower
Her kiss is so inviting And her hugs are so delighting And what makes them really nice Is that they've got a little spice Because they're tighter than a vice And they go on for an hour
My boy between the two of us We'll get you on that shorty bus And then you're gonna take it for a whirl Now go impress that super-thrilling Wish-fulfilling Yoohoo-spilling
Ultra-swinging Boner-pringing Gay-ly singing Ding-a-linging
Stupifying Fortifying As of Monday, shoelace tying
Stimulating Titilating Kitty cat impersonating
Mega-rocking Pillow talking Just a little crooked walking
Poorly pouting Poopie spouting For some reason always shouting
Fascinating Captivating Happiness and joy-creating
Down syndrome girl
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