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The Rochester Midnight Ramblers
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Army
Lyricist:Ben Folds
Well, I thought about the army Dad said, 'Son you're fucking high' And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters It was only fifteen grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a mustache and a mullet Got a job at Chick-fil-A Citing artistic differences The band broke up in may
And in June reformed without me And they got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie And hung my head in shame
I've been thinking a lot today Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I've been thinking a lot today
Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay Oh, I think I'll take it to LA Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday
In this time of introspection On the eve of my election I say to my reflection God please spare me more rejection
'Cause my peers they criticize me And my ex-wives all despise me I try to put it all behind me But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army
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