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Tom Smith
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On The PC
The source code is always cleaner on somebody else's drive.
You dream about each new upgrade
without which you must survive.
You're not a registered user
You're more of a pirate bold
You got no support or manuals for software that's four years old.
On the PC
On the PC
There is no viler shell or compiler than one that's free
If you want to ease your awful pain,
Then you got to stick with public domain
But bootleg the disk and
You're living risky
On the PC.
The IBM folk is snooty
They got Super VGA.
The Macintosh folk ain't snooty
Amiga blows them away.
But Macintosh folk is lucky
Big Blue got a worser fate
Keeping everything compatible down to Eighty-Eighty-Eight
Oh, God!
On the PC
On the PC
Companies bloat us with templates for Lotus One, Two and Three
Microsoft runs at a snail's pace
And we all know why they call it
d-Base
But the worst vice is
Look at the prices
For the PC
So you can stole with glee
Disks unprotected
now you're infected virally!
If you'd paid the bucks
you'd be secure
Now your whole collection
you've got to cure
Rip out your hair and
Call the repairman
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For the PC.
There's fuzz in the SCSI
lint in the print
The modem, she owe them
A lot down at Sprint,
The optical drive is coming alive,
And spits out the CD-Rom.
The cable's too short
for the parallel port
One click of the mouse
begins full abort
The disks burn to ash
the system will crash
And hear that hard drive BOMB!
Loading final chorus please wait...
Insert Disk two
thousand
and three
Dump your PC
Dump your PC
Buy an Amiga
Even a Sega does more for me!
Buddy, your computer really stinks,
You could get more power out of a Lynx,
Go on safari,
Find an Atari,
Dump your PC.
It's a big-name toy,
Up there with Game-Boy,
Dump your PC.
Macintosh Plusses
Crash all their busses.
Bald guys in crew-necks
All turn to Unix,
PS/2 can't, man
It's just a Plant Stand,
Dump your PC!
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