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美丽本人
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李包比自传
feat. 简道生
作词:美丽本人 作曲:美丽本人、谢干
我是美丽本人本名叫做李包比 This is Dr. Beauty a.k.a. Bobi Lee
今年三十一 但外表特老气 31 years old, but looking older than I look
身高一七三 体重有九十一 173cm and weight 91kg
驾照我有小型车我还是老司机 Not only have my driver license but also an O. G.
克林顿最爱找李文斯基 吃鸡 肉 Clinton loves eating chicken with Levinsky
这个部分讲起来好刺 激唷 This part of the story sounds so excited
我是传播系 大学在慈济 I was studying Mass communication at Tzu Chi University
上来电视宣传佛法是好时机 喔 Now is the right time to preach Buddhism on TV
Laagigi 's coming bro Laagigi 's coming bro
大屁屁发情䁖 Big ass going into heat now
我贱价拍卖一百块我立刻当你婆 I can cut the price for you . You only need a hunnid for me to be your escort
再多加一百就能轻轻下腰帮你摩 Pay an extra hunnid bill you'll receive a lower body part grinding style massage
今天第一次吗? 小弟弟放轻松 First time here? Just relax boy.
我功能特多还会拍片剪辑 I got whole lotta skill set and also know how to shoot and edit video footage
价格实在 人又耐操还比外面便宜 The real bargain right here, hard -working and cheaper than others.
Adobe Photoshop 还会些 illustrator Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator too
Indesign sketchup powerpoint 我全都会了没在骗的 Indesign, SketchUp and PowerPoint. I know it all. Not gon' lie.
拜托赏个机 会 Please just spare a chance
我屁股翘 颜值高 I got the ass and the look 又有谁能匹配 Ain't nobody can match this
更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 我知道让我进棚会有太多人会心 碎 I know most of y'all gon' be mad if win this audition
说我饶舌技巧只是网红里的低 配 Saying I'm just an instagram model with the worst rapping skill
抱歉我不是网红公司叫我艺人 Sorry I'm not an model, they've called me artist
我美貌就连网美都说实在太过逼人 I'm drop dead gorgeous even a hottest model thinks this beauty is beyond imagination
太不平等 It's just not fair
他秃头还能进这? How come he got in with with no hair?
先天条件不平等 是该要如何竞争 We're born different and how are y'all gon' compete with this?
现在没beats 叻 Now that the beat is gone
有点 尴尬 and it's little awkward now
是个男人就该有担当 But gotta do what you gonna do and act like a real man
十个秃头有九个潘纳 9 out of 10 bald-headed person are rich
我 是第十个哇胸散甲(我最贫穷) and I'm that poorest one out of that ten
顺便介绍一下我的家庭背 景 Imma tell you a little bit about myself
我爸妈知道我来参加他们都很灰 心 My parents are disappointed ever since I attended this show
我老婆知道后 她说我一定被讲内 定 If my wife knows, she prolly will say shit like 'People will thinks you have some connection'
我老妹不在这 man他嫁去荷兰飞 行 My sister's not here, she got married and moved to Holland to stay high up.
我女儿 只会说爸爸 开车小心 My daughter only know how to say 'Drive safe daddy'
阿爸阿母别担心这场我会赢 Don't worry bout me mom and pops, Imma win this round
我会使尽全力唱的绘声绘影 Imma spit hard and rhyme to the fullest
再次自我介绍各位老板我叫美丽 Once again everybody, My name is Dr. Beauty
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