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1.The Glorious Epic of Three Men Who Are Awesome
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-Animal Vehicle1.The Glorious Epic ... ehicle1.The Glorious Epic
of
Three Men Who Are
Awesome
Through the mist
of
smoke and flame Rides a man a mighty lord His foes fall in pain Women cry his name The gift ... n Women cry his name The gift
of
rock his reward With a voice that can power lightbulbs Wound a bear and shatter souls He calms the hounds ... ter souls He calms the hounds
of
Hades All the single ladies Put
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2.How to Write a Love Song
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-Animal Vehicle2.How to Write a Love Song Steel String Guitar Chimes Synthetic Percussion Baby Girl I wanna show you ... I'm pushing someone in front
of
me Now that's the first verse and now I'm gonna take it to the bridge I say something bout how I dont wanna break up then i turn ... the opposite(Im just showing
of
f my voice) It just it's so hard for me to find the words To really express the way that I feel about you girl Especially
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3.Can You Hear the Fucking Music Coming Out of My Car?
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-Animal Vehicle3.Can You Hear the Fucking Music Coming Out ... the Fucking Music Coming Out
of
My Car? It's Friday night Gonna feel alright It's party night alright alright alright alright alright yeah alright Gonna see ... the Fucking Music Coming Out
of
My Car? Can You Hear the Fucking Music Coming Out ... the Fucking Music Coming Out
of
My Car? Can You Hear the Fucking Music Coming Out ... the Fucking Music Coming Out
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4.Birdplane
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-Animal Vehicle4.Birdplane I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive I'm just there to find The better part ... there to find The better part
of
me I'm more than a bird I'm more than a plane I'm a birdplane I'm a birdplane I'm a birdplane A part ... dplane I'm a birdplane A part
of
me is a bird The other part is a pla
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5.When Life Is Good
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-Animal Vehicle5.When Life Is Good When Life is Good When your having fun Feel on top ... n your having fun Feel on top
of
the world Feel like No.1 Yeah life is great It'll never end Fun with yourself and fun with friends Yeah party time Don't want to ... Don't want to stop Yeah it's
of
f the hook Gonna reach the top When t
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6.Songs to Sing Along To
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-Animal Vehicle6.Songs to Sing Along To The ... ongs to Sing Along To The
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presents Songs that you can sing along to a classic selection ... along to a classic selection
of
hits and favourites guaranteed to get your toes a tapping and your lips a slapping so why not gather round the family jukebox and ... ng Stones'Hey Hey You You Get
of
f
of
my cloud Dont..(mumbles)' Everyone at your party wil
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7.The Language of Love
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-Animal Vehicle7.The Language
of
Love I look up above and I see the stars Reminds me ... nd I see the stars Reminds me
of
this love
of
ours Ich gucke nach oben und ich sehe die Sterne Es erinnert mich an unsere Liebe Benny But that's not french I dont speak French ... an German is not the language
of
love It's supposed to be a love song You told me to translate it I'm doing all I can(Sounds Beautiful) Your big brown eyes and y
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8.Skeleton Man
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-Animal Vehicle8.Skeleton Man In a city plagued by the crime A city you know or could imagine A city ... know or could imagine A city
of
buildings and streets A city in pain A city in need ... A city in pain A city in need
of
a hero That hero is Skeleton Man Skeleton Man Skeleton Man Skelton Man Protecting our streets Taking on crime Saving the world A ... d A day at a time Under cover
of
night cover
of
day Skeleton Man Sk
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9.Serious
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-Animal Vehicle9.Serious Ladies and gentlemen we've had a lot ... and gentlemen we've had a lot
of
comedy songs on the album so far. This next song is a serious song. By Benny Davis. Ladies and gentlemen Benny Davis. Thank youJo ... t understand what's the point
of
having a rehearsal if we don't do wh
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10.Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos
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-Animal Vehicle10.Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos It's a troubled world Have you seen t ... d Have you seen the news Kids
of
today in a haze
of
booze Someone wake me up from this crazy dream LittleJanie's got a date withJim Beam But this horrible curse Oh it just keeps get ... ct Harry Potter can solve all
of
the worlds problems Listen... He'll stop hunger put an end to pollution Yeah Harry Potter is th
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11.Inspiration
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-Animal Vehicle11.Inspiration So a lot ... r>11.Inspiration So a lot
of
people ask us where our inspiration comes from I guess a lot ... tion comes from I guess a lot
of
it comes from things around us like spoiled milk and birdplanes We look to there bands for inspiration the sort ... ands for inspiration the sort
of
bands that have influenced us and they way they have written their songs And bands have taken drugs to help th
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12.Wwjd?
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-Animal Vehicle12.Wwjd? Life isn't always easy It isn't always fun When you lose direction Your world can come undone ... come undone When your in need
of
guidance and help is overdue you may ask yourself this question What WouldJesus Do? If he were at a party and the host ran out ... a party and the host ran out
of
wine He'd make some more with magic And bring on back good times But in this situation you couldn't see it through He's th
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13.Sexual Harassment
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-Animal Vehicle13.Sexual Harassment Now Baby I see your body push it close to mine I reach out to touch you baby girl ... t's Sexual Harrasment Dont be
of
fended cos it's not what I intended I'm staring at your chest cos I care about your breasts Your deserving ... t your breasts Your deserving
of
my perving Though you say that it's
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14.Song for the Elderly
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15.Ode to KFC
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-Animal Vehicle15.Ode to KFC A sailor went to KFC To see what he could KFC And all that he could KFC was the bottom ... t he could KFC was the bottom
of
a bucket
of
KFC Chicken Chicken Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh You got a Fillet burger meal get your hands up You got a Zinger burger meal get your hands up ... zle My nizzles in the grizzle
of
Kentucky Frizzle Chizzle Some people think I'm bonkers when I eat KFC But I'm just eating my lunch ain'
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16.4 Chords
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-Animal Vehicle16.4 Chords My life is brilliant my love is pure I saw an angel ... y love is pure I saw an angel
of
that I'm sure People kill and people dying Children hurt and hear them crying Can you practice what you preach Would you turn the ... ? When I find myself in times
of
trouble Mother Mary comes to me I'm starting with the man in the mirror Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner That's the w ... e tonight and fight the
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17.El Pajaro Avion
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-Animal Vehicle17.El Pajaro
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1.How To(No.3)
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-Scissors, Paper, Rock!1.How To(No.3) Step1. Head to a seedy part ... > Step1. Head to a seedy part
of
of
town pull to the curb and look around Once you've found one who looks alright Pick up the lady ... ooks alright Pick up the lady
of
the night Take her back to your hotel room Brake ... back to your hotel room Brake
of
f the handle
of
a broom Lay some plastic on the floo
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2.LazyEye
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-Scissors, Paper, Rock!2.LazyEye When he looks at you You can't tell what he sees He looks straight ahead But he's ... looks straight ahead But he's
of
f by several degrees. With his sunglasses on You wouldn't notice most days But when he's taking them ... ays But when he's taking them
of
f He's looking two different ways Tha
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36.The Daggerfall Covenant
the dawn
of
the Second Era war is getting nearer Former enemies get together form a better clearer Bigger force ... a better clearer Bigger force
of
Bretons Orcs and Redguards To fill hearts with dread and leave seas ... rts with dread and leave seas
of
heads scarred The Bretons are the Westerners that trek the depth and breadth ... at trek the depth and breadth
Of
Tamriel through Hammerfell'til we have dealt with every pestilence In essence Bretons are the sages ..
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1.Viva La Vida Loca Las Vegas
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-Viva La Vida Loca Las Vegas
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2.Do You Wanna Build a Snow Dick?
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-Viva La Vida Loca Las Vegas2.Do You Wanna Build a Snow Dick? Benny(knock) Do you wanna build a snow dick? Come on le ... ke it really tall With a pair
of
balls veiny thick and wide A giant snowy penis Proud and Erect Reaching towards the sky Do you wanna build a Snow Dick? Yes it ha ... it has to be a snow dick Piss
of
fJordan Okay by
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3.Transgender Dysphoria Blues
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-Viva La Vida Loca Las Vegas3.Transgender Dysphoria Blues Your tells are so obvious Shoulders too broad for a girl Ke ... hem to notice The ragged ends
of
your summer dress You want them to see you like they see every other girl They just see a faggot They hold their breath not to ca ... hem to notice The ragged ends
of
your summer dress You want them to see you like they see every other girl They just see a faggot And hold their breath n
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1.Why Aren't Lasers Doing Cool Sh*t?
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-Cry Yourself a River1.Why Aren't Lasers Doing Cool Sh*t? Two thousand and X The future The digital age3D TV Google a ... ty thousand songs in the palm
of
my hand A world
of
information on demand I cool myself with a blade-less fan A black man is president Yes We Can Come so far climbed so high Tamed t ... en them in the movies They're
awesome
when they zap But lasers in reality are really kind ... rs in reality are really kind
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2.Lee's Track
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-Cry Yourself a River2.Lee's
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3.Man of the Match
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-Cry Yourself a River3.Man
of
the Match When the final whistle is sounded And the lights begin to go dark The winners have all been applauded and the Loser ... wisdom He's our champion man
of
the match. A paragon
of
footbaling brilliance the finest on the field today. he tackeld kciked scored and ran with the ball what wise words does he have ... he have to say? He's the man
of
the match he gave110% He's the man
of
th
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4.Rage of Thrones
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-Cry Yourself a River4.Rage
of
Thrones You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favouri ... ourite show? It's called Game
of
Thrones? WELL I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I SAID I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I read them years ago so don't tell me aboutJon Snow.'Caus ... y know I've got a signed copy
of
a Feast for Crows Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons A six year
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5.Do They Know It's Pizza?
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-Cry Yourself a River5.Do They Know It's Pizza? There are problems in the world Some are big and some are strange Not ... ere's an issue right in front
of
us That we refuse to see That's when you cut a pizza into eight slices It can't be shared by three There's no even way to split i ... lit it when there's are three
of
you Two people get three slices one is left with two They're always cut into eight the division isn't fair But if you cu
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6.Business Man
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-Cry Yourself a River6.Business Man I'm a business man Look at my business plan I'm boarding a flight on my way toJap ... n my way toJapan I spend most
of
my time in the airport lounge Like the stock market I'm about to get down I'm in a big hurry so move your ass I've got a hot towe ... s class An economic structure
of
modern finance Is having hyper inflation in the stock ... hyper inflation in the stock
of
my pants I'm reading a
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7.King of the Hipsters
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-Cry Yourself a River7.King
of
the Hipsters I love hanging out with Grandpa Listening to stories about the war We drink lemonade and laugh away the day So m ... and cark it I'll be the King
of
the Hipsters wearing a dead man's clothes I'll be the King ... an's clothes I'll be the King
of
the Hipsters when that old man finally goes Take your new vintage clothing Ride your fixie bike straight to hell You'll marvel at ... I can make
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8.In the Club Tonight
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-Cry Yourself a River8.In the Club Tonight Hey everybody everybody in the club tonight I'm gonna talk a little bit in ... t even see your hand in front
of
your face Shoulder to shoulder with a bunch ... lder to shoulder with a bunch
of
sweaty guys Push on through them whe
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9.F*ck Yeah Floppy Guys!
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-Cry Yourself a River9.F*ck Yeah Floppy Guys! I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down I'm sick ... and I'm feeling down I'm sick
of
world and this deadbeat town Something moving catches my eye Oh my god it's a floppy guy Fuck Yeah Floppy Guys Flopping around wh ... Floppy Guys A majestic dancer
of
cloth and air What is he selling I j
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10.One in Three
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-Cry Yourself a River10.One in Three Did you know that one in three ... id you know that one in three
of
you is gifted? You're better than the other two in three And one in three ... two in three And one in three
of
you is better-looking I don't think anyone would disagree And one in three ... uld disagree And one in three
of
you smells better(yeah) You come from a better family Then one in three ... tter family Then one in thre
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11.Can You Hear the F*cking Remix Coming Out of My Car?
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-Cry Yourself a River11.Can You Hear the F*cking Remix Coming Out ... the F*cking Remix Coming Out
of
My Car? Can you hear the fucking Music coming out ... the fucking Music coming out
of
my car? Can you hear the fucking Music coming out ... the fucking Music coming out
of
my car? Can you hear the fucking Music coming out ... the fucking Music coming out
of
my car? Can you hear the fucking Music coming out ... the fu
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1.Snata Clause
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-Christm
awesome
1.Snata Clause Christmas eve' is here again Hurry to your bed Say your Christmas prayers my dear'cause soon you might ... neak under your bed steal all
of
your presents choke your parents dead snata clause snata clause psychopathic homeless guy snata clause snata clause He wears no p ... hopping cart to a prison made
of
ice. Snata Clause Snata Clause The psygopathic Christmas chap Snata Clause Snata Clause Download hi
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2.Jesus Wept
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-Christm
awesome
2.Jesus Wept It'sJesus'
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3.I Love Being a Cow
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-Christm
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3.I Love Being a Cow I look at my family gathered round They're laying s ... athered round They're laying s
of
tly on the ground My kids are asleep and so is my wife I feel so lucky that this is my life During the day we graze and roam We mi ... n walks Tim He's the inkeeper
of
the inn He lets in a woman and a man This wasn't part ... an and a man This wasn't part
of
my day's plan They push my kids' out
of
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4.The Holy Trinity
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4.The Holy Trinity Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo Whoo hoo hoo God is all around us And he exists as three F ... t is the spiritual embodiment
of
God on earth. What does that mean? Yeah that doesn't tell us what he does. What's his job? Ah forg- look he-... Erm... Well! He's ... out it. Yeah he might be more
of
a Bruce Willis ghost you know he doesn't actually know that he's a ghost- I'm sorry what? He just t
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1.4 Chords(Instrumental)
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-暫存1.4 Chords(Instrumental) My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. ... love is pure. I saw an angel.
Of
that I'm sure. People killing people dying Children hurtin you hear them crying Can you practice what you preach Would you turn t ... tick stains on the front lobe
of
my left side brains I knew I wouldn't forget you If i could and i would wherever you will go and can you feel the love tonight No ... with or without
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2.Phone$
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-暫存2.Phone$ It was2008 when I got my first phone White box white case all glass and chrome All that power in the palm ... me All that power in the palm
of
my hand And in that one moment How could I understand What this meant where this went Now it's a few years on And it goes on and ... n Never better for the setter
of
trends From a chrome and glass chapel Since I had my first gen You better believe it was Apple. Ring tones App Store