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Weird Al Yankovic

Mr Popiel

I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. Popiel!

I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. Popiel!

Help me.
Mr. Popiel!
Mr. Popiel!
Mr. Popiel!

(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.)
It slices. It dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!

Mr. Popiel, I'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double.
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. Popiel!
Tell me, what am I s'posed to do?

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Mr. Popiel!
Mr. Popiel!

(Now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there's more!
It's not sold in any store!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet,
Just look what else you get!
(Now how much would you pay?)
If you order today,
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?
Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.
Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.
Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.
Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.

Make me buy a Garden Weasel!
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer!
(Call our toll-free number,
We'll make you such a deal.)
Aw, help me!
Mr. Popiel. I want it!
(Mr. Popiel.) Well, I need it!
(Mr. Popiel.) I got to got to got to have it!
Mr. Popiel!
Mr. Popiel!
Hey!





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專輯歌曲
1.If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
2.Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
3.Laundry Day
4.Leisure Suit Serenade
5.Matter Of Crust
6.Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
7.Nobody Here But Us Frogs
8.Pacman
9.RealRadio 104.1
10.School Cafeteria - Version 1
11.School Cafeteria - Version 2
12.Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut(提供)
13.Take Me Down
14.Take Me To The Liver
15.Take The 'L' Out Of Liver(提供)
16.The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
17.The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
18.Ugly Girl
19.We Got The Beef
20.Weenie In A Bottle
21.Won't Eat Prunes Again
22.You Don't Take Your Showers
23.Hooker On Corner
24.Wannabe Stromtrooper
25.What If God Smoked Cannabis
26.Genius in France
27.food medley as performed in 1985 - 01
28.food medley as performed in 1985 - 02
29.food medley as performed in 1985 - 03
30.food medley as performed in 1985 - 04(提供)
31.food medley as performed in 1985 - 05
32.food medley as performed in 1985 - 06
33.food medley as performed in 1985 - 07
34.food medley as performed in 1985 - 08
35.food medley as performed in 1985 - 09(提供)
36.food medley as performed in 1985 - 10
37.food medley as performed in 1985 - 11
38.food medley as performed in 1985 - 12
39.food medley as performed in 1985 - 13
40.Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
41.Eat It!
42.Phoney Calls
43.Pretty Fly For A Rabi
44.Mr Popiel (修改)
45.Cabletv
46.Polka Party
47.Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N
48.Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
49.Walking Around In Women's Underwear
50.Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)
51.Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al)
52.The Jedi song
53.your horoscope 4 today
54.Let's Bomb Iraq
55.Bob (best version)
56.Rocky Road
57.Barney's on Fire
58.which backstreet boy is gay
59.Im The Only Gay Eskimo
60.Make My Boobies 1 More Size
61.TV Tan(提供)
62.Constipated (AAvril Lavigne 'Complicated' parody)
63.White and nerdy
64.Amish Paridise(提供)
65.E-Bay
66.Syndicated Inc. (Parody of 'Misery' by Soul Asylum)
67.Angry White Boy Polka (Medley)
68.Trash Day (Parody of 'Hot in Herre' by Nelly)
69.Phony Calls (Parody of 'Waterfalls' by TLC)
70.A Complicated Song (Parody of 'Complicated' by Avril Lavigne)
71.It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of 'It's All About the Benjamins' By Puff Daddy)
72.Jerry Springer (Parody of 'One Week' By BareNaked Ladies)
73.Weird Al - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
74.Grapefruit Diet (Parody of 'Zoot Suit Riot' By Cherry Poppin' Daddies)
75.Gump (Parody of 'Lump' by the Presidents of the United States)
76.Homer & Marge
77.Amish Paradise (Parody of 'Gangsta's Paradise' by Coolio)