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1 9.No Time hear your jokes No time for that you really you'refunny Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha if it ain't about tmoney I got no time my crew say true th

2 1.U Owe Me$$ ou owe me money And your jokes are not that funny You're incredibly selfish and cheap You know it Where's my ... cheap You know it Where's my money? All those times you threw shade at me and poked at all my flaws I can't believe you tricked me into thinking I was wrong It's ... ult Don't you know you owe me money? And your jokes are not that funny You're incredibly selfish and cheap You know it Where's my ... cheap You know it Where's my money

3 12.Bust A Move(Young MC) Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says?No way? Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' They want the man ... brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no women and there you are Some girls are sadistic materialistic Lookin' for a man makes them ... g a tan So a brother with the money can be their man So on the beach

4 14.Somebody Like Me rust fund money Somebody that thinks all my bad jokes sound funny Yeah call me crazy but it's easy to see Yeah baby I think that you're lookin' for someone like me oh yeah Somebody like me She ... at don't come from trust fund money Somebody that thinks all my bad jokes sound funny Yeah call me crazy but it's easy to see Yeah baby I think that you're lookin' for someone like me oh yeah Somebody like me Oh ... at don't come from trust fund money Somebod

5 9.Get Down(Poonana) t Nothing funny know the money thicker than Maliah Man I'm like a stick of dyna—mite baby hype baby never was a liar I can see the future everything designer ... own nigga I'm so tired of the jokes Your lady running to the wood lik

6 3.Too Much To Take- Interlude orgot the money I don't get Forgot the kids here are fucked up and I'm still tryin in Forgot that I'm on free lunch and all these kids got ... lunch and all these kids got money Only broke ass kids be lining up up in the line I'm in Fuck it I ain't buying it I'ma sit here quietly Fuckin' stomach hurted ... am broke as fuck Cuz then the jokes start flyin' in It's too close to home to be ... It's too close to home to be funny huh Suburbs really sucks with no money(

7 25.Laugh Now Cry Later nd on her money My mind on myself so I'm fine dummy Only thing I'm worried about? Is my ... hing I'm worried about? Is my money(yesss) I got family in the struggle so I gotta help em A while back beat with orange belts(ba ba ba) I used to be a nerd but I ... t for playin games Not tellin jokes or not sayin names You niggas think it's ... n names You niggas think it's funny but I beat yo ass You laughed in my face now I'mma kill yo ass]x2[Verse2: Lil B again] Got bricks

8 4.Higher(Feat. Styles P.) like your money isJust a playboy that knows where his bunny is No ... t knows where his bunny is No jokes on some funny shit Legalize worldwide the grow house is ... e worldwide the grow house is money kid[Outro: Styles P] I don't wann

9 2.As One fe and my money right the funny types they always telling jokes when they holding mics but not me

10 2.Super Clean o make my money stack tall Why are y'all hating on us? We goin' be out here making much All these girls love the kid Wanna know if they can ha ... itch choke Damn and I love my money Shouts out to you cause I love you honey[Hook][Verse3] I just keep the booth on deck Bitches like me keep the scoop on deck So ... eep the scoop on deck So much money I don't care no more So much black we don't stand no more All my green is super clean Loudest of the loud know what I mean Mak ...

11 8.Kiss Me Honey ooks like jokes in the funny paper Haven't you done anything else?! Oh happy days Give me a bit of your ... py days Give me a bit of your money Can you imagine that?! No You sho

12 7.Rat Race h so much money that it ain't funny Type of money make you laugh at jokes when it ain't funny Type of money go outside lookin' bummy Still ba

13 6.Cheesy Rat Blues my corny jokes I was stupid; i thought that they were sincere folks It turned out they liked the ... It turned out they liked the money and the fame If i ain't get paid i'd be that nobody james The nobody who dreamed about bein somebody Chief rocker at the party ... ast way When you ain't got no money they treat you like an ashtray I pawned all my jewelry and clothes Right after that i got dissed by all the hoes That i though ... ake carrington sucker for his money It

14 2.Earthbound sharp and funny yet creepy With wacky lines Like“Poo needs water for PP” But hey that's Earthbound That's why I love it so If you don't like i ... oing wild! Let's hit the ATM!(Money money money money) I've got like80 grand in the bankMoney money) Cuz my dad's never home he's a phone sending cash to say sorry DAD: Sorry I'm a phone. BRENT: We coulda bought some stock.(Bo ... But it has charming and smart jokes And it has range including2 or3 f

15 12.Swerve ke making money on the fuckin' corner too But I'd much rather be somewhere doing wall street deals[Hook] I had to swerve on em' I had to swerv ... he highways I be tryna make a money turn to five ways I remember when I used to have a two way And now I make the club go up on a Tuesday My cousin outta town wit ... Don't nobody have no fuckin' money They laugh at jokes ha ha they think this shit is funny But ain't nothin' funny at all I had to make a hundred th

16 4.Bad Bitch ot plenty money all I need is a bad bitch She ain't gotta have a dime make her ass rich And all she gotta do its shut her damn mouth Suck a ma ... ean the damn house Got plenty money all I need is a bad bitch She ain't gotta have a dime make her ass rich And all she gotta do is shut her damn mouth Suck a man ... fly[Hook: Spodee] Got plenty money all I need is a bad bitch She ain't gotta have a dime make her ass rich And all she gotta do its shut her damn mouth Suck a ma ...

17 2.Sky Is The Limit cause the money don't stop here Millionaire jokes cause it's funny how we got here Laughing at my ha

18 10.Born For This tions. Ha funny guy never had the butterflies Never shy every five minutes I would improvise. Class clown had ... ld improvise. Class clown had jokes before a peach fuzz Ask around I was roasting them like peanuts. Dime bags in middle school my Walkman My life saver through d ... of heard the cornyJackie Chan jokes Thinking they were getting me when they're'bout to get handled. Rambo killin' my crew like Sam Crow. Crammed seven in a van ma ... oots Before the cash road gas (|

19 14.Lindsay Lohan l like my jokes and they think Im really funny We can eat at mcdonalds you dont need to bring no ... lds you dont need to bring no money If you do it'd be cool if you don

20 1.She Likes the Beatles s through money like I burn through smokes She says that I need to quit Cause if I die from cancer in25 years she'll have to pay all the bills ... bills No she don't think I'm funny she don't laugh at my jokes I could care less about all her s

21 2.Eat Your Vegetables Verse1] D-Money ho All we do is tell them so Why we look professional And you look like a talent show All we do is bank royalty forever Find a ... for my hood(Trayvon!)[Hook] D-Money get em get em get em D-Money get em get em get em D-Money get em get em get em D-Money get em get em get em[Verse2] He talk shit he better not Rap game my wet spot I fucked y'all you fucked up Like white girls wit ... Ci AndJojos where the fuck my money at In the hood like I'm fi

22 9.Truth Decay nomics No money Not a damn thing funny Some diggin every minute of it I'm hatin every second of it Driven Ever since I heard the lie about thanksgiving While in stil ... at the facts like stupid ass jokes Or get lost in my own sauce I che

23 1.Boy In The Fancy Suit u tell me jokes In you backslick samestyled look And no i can't resist to laugh Not cause you're ... ist to laugh Not cause you're funny No cause you're sad And you brag Such a drag Do you really think that ... drag Do you really think that money turns me on? Don't understand Tha

24 9.Straight Down The Line r love or money And if I laugh at your jokes Oh that means his jokes are funny And one more thing I do not play

25 2.I'm Fresh iggas got jokes bitch I got money and I Got dope damn right I got funny black Murcilag racinâ?? like the

26 19.Im Diffrent ing at me funny Trying to play me like a dummy just cause I ain't got no ... mmy just cause I ain't got no money I think I'm different- I keep on feeling like a waste It's getting hard to find my place I need my memories erased I think I'm ... wear they laughed and cracked jokes like I was missing a limb I guess

27 2.Welcome Back v When my money got funny I heard all they jokes[?]sense of humour lord knows I wa

28 14.Bitter Wine have much money so I stole you a rose You were dressed like an orphan in Salvation Army clothes I never thought I'd lose you no I'd rather go ... e bitter wine I know I wasn't funny but you laughed at all of my jokes When I was choking on the words t

29 14.Bust A Move- Glee Cast(Young MC) Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says'no way' Girls a fakin'... goodness sakin' They want a man ... brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are Some girls are sophistic... materialistic Looking for a man makes t ... a tan So that a brother with money can be their man So on the beach

30 1.Over The Stove m getting money out here mane this me And ain't goin nobody goin run me outta here mane I got this late night shift[Hook: E-40] I'm over the s ... way to silent for this I got money to get I'm bout to find this bitch I'm on parole the government got my soul they want me back in the beam To shoot a practice ... ng and I'm thirsty Pimpin' my money so funny it's telling jokes about me If I ever catch a brick I'll buy a real-itive I want the fame the cars the feddy a

31 4.Real Nigga Shit Cracking jokes all the time everything was funny But times change now it's only all about the ... e now it's only all about the money Went to our jr high school prom t

32 9.Live And Learn ily Cause money keeps on hiding from me It's funny even though the jokes on my happiness is free check the

33 20.Pen Game .O I love money I love money. You take a buck from me you doug funny. I said I love money I love money. You take a buck from me better duck dummy.[Mac Miller:] Yo with my man Skyzoo is the class clown of his high school. Ground y ... ble sum's hustle wanna let my money run. I ain't even battling dude I'm having fun with it. ... g dude I'm having fun with it.Jokes make him feel wrong in his own sk

34 20.Loonie magazine Money for nothin a payment to fight The rise of advertising Entertainment Tonight Span of limbs Tanya Kim's throws of passion Runnin ... s of passion Runnin yokes and funny jokes and shows of fashion[Chorus

35 10.The Boy In The Fancy Suit u tell me jokes In you backslick samestyled look And no i can't resist to laugh Not cause you're ... ist to laugh Not cause you're funny No cause you're sad And you brag Such a drag Do you really think that ... drag Do you really think that money turns me on? Don't understand Tha

36 12.Boots Boy a lot of money Don't want just anybody I want you Nobody but you You can have my car I've got legs for running. You can have my guitar I've g ... her Won't let her go. Tell me jokes that may seem funny Meet me downtown let's spend my money. You can call me Charlie call me

37 6.Too Good To Be True s full of money it would be too good to be true. So I sat down on the bench and I opened up the bag and when I looked inside sure enough it wa ... de sure enough it was full of money. How much money? I'll tell you a lot of money. And I thought man what should I do? This seems too good to be true. Yeah it's just too good to be true. So I hid behind the b ... me looking for the big bag of money. And sure enough these two scruffy guys came by and one said to the other

38 8.Whip It rain dear Money out the ass Yeah money out the rear Weezy at the plate I could bunt it out of here safe as a motherfucker Ain't no safety button on this motherfucker ... alk I act lost But I bet that money find me Your jewelry telling jokes You got them funny diamonds I got them sunny diamonds I got them ... hem sunny diamonds I got them money problems That Christopher Wallace Fuck bitches get ... pher Wallace Fuck bitches get money Young money(!

39 1.You Wouldn't Be Laughing p telling jokes cause they're not funny Swore I wouldn't steal but I need some ... ouldn't steal but I need some money Swore I wouldn't steal but I need some ... ouldn't steal but I need some money(I need money I need some money)(Run go just go just go it doesn'

40 10.The Pluto Blues ng at his jokes He made millions of dollars with his trademark phrase But it all went downhill after those glory days The TV show was cancelle ... cancelled they said he wasn't funny Then he found out his parents spent all of his ... his parents spent all of his money Now he's doing his best as a secu

41 13.Yikes cats act funny When a brotha get a minute piece of rap ... tha get a minute piece of rap money. If that lil' check got dudes upset You gonna be real sick when i do my set Mah'fuckas! Chorus: Y'all scared! Be aware!(yikes! ... These punchlines are not for jokes. I puff that green shit rasta smo

42 5.Midnight At the Guantanamo Room e gettin' funny in the back of my car we were tellin' lotsa really good ... ere tellin' lotsa really good jokes But something happened I didn't know what but I guess it's the way that it goes I suppose We're on the pavement learnin' to pa ... uga! go cat go! We're gettin' funny in the back of my car we were tellin' lotsa really good ... ere tellin' lotsa really good jokes and my money's had a heck of a time but I gues

43 2.Lock Me Up rd-earned money All night telling jokes cause y'all think I'm funny I'm gonna show you how we do it t

44 8.Unlimited Breadsticks Soup And Salad Days t save my money because that isn't polite I don't know why I always complain about something When what I got to complain about's nothing No go ... go to waste? It's really not funny how bad I am with money So let's pedal as far as it takes to think about something else I don't know why I always complain about something When what I ... ke I'm losing my penchant for jokes It's just wry half truths from a

45 8.Oh Aaron ole lotta money For3000 tickets? Man that isn't funny How am I supposed to Pull that off In so little time? You got me Aaron That's your problem Not mine Aaron oh Aaron What are yo ... at do you want me to do? Tell jokes Dance or act Nah I want you onsta

46 10.Hell No! er Got no money People telling jokes that ain't funny Drunken bar fights Catchin red lights HELL NO! HELL NO! Guys with attitude Girls complaining Waiting in line Won't stop rainin ... st... Grass is greener Got no money People tellin jokes that ain't funny Drunken bar fights Catchin red lights HELL NO! HELL NO! Guys with attitude Girls complaining Waitin in line Won't stop rainin ... da x2 Grass is greener Got no money People tellin jokes that a

47 1.Killaz Theme ingin' me money well Smokin' Buddha L's and weed so good they leave a ... and weed so good they leave a funny smell Niggaz scopin' me hopin' police is close to me Mega regulatin' the way shit's supposed to be Gold chain chokin' me cocai ... hat ass up on four wheels All jokes aside you goin' squeal like them

48 4.Oh Aaron ole lotta money For3000 tickets? Man that isn't funny How am I supposed to Pull that off In so little time? You got me Aaron That's your problem Not mine Aaron oh Aaron What are yo ... at do you want me to do? Tell jokes Dance or act Nah I want you onsta

49 1.Oh Aaron ole lotta money[Aaron:]For3000 tickets? Nick that's isn't ... 00 tickets? Nick that's isn't funny. How'm I supposed to pull that off in so little time?[Nick:]You got me Aaron That's your problem...not mine[Chorus(girls):]Aar ... at do you want me to do: tell jokes; dance; act?[Nick:]Nah I want you

50 9.Destroy& Rebuild g tough a jokester be fronting He got snuffed he got shot in the thigh he did nothing But thats nas always looking out for breadrin Cause when ... ittle slick shit and act real funny For what nigga you're butt and it got back to me Asking a braveheart to get back your jewelry You aint from my hood don't even ... u niggas come up and get this money and move on baby Q.b

51 9.No Playaz ou got no money Other chicks be actin funny It don't matter boy cuz i got love for you[a nice guy that like to fuck alot] I'm so tired of all these playaz And i don't mea ... o my heart We can chill crack jokes smoke a l in the park And when it

52 10.Bitter Wine have much money so I stole you a rose You were dressed like an orphan in Salvation Army clothes I never thought I'd lose you no I'd rather go ... e bitter wine I know I wasn't funny but you laughed at all of my jokes When I was choking on the words t

53 5.Zip It Crackin' jokes Laughin' at the stories we collected like some soaps I'm the fuck off the ropes cause I never listen hard When Four Track tape ... e Fork it over dear That's my money When you start actin' funny then I know it is And when they s

54 1.Biggie e discuss money Niggaz stay yappin when there's always somethin ... when there's always somethin funny The realest niggaz never took nuthin from me Rock ice stay jig fuck with niggaz that got drunk and hate kids Got niggaz on sta ... rs show our guns on camera Do jokes with police scanners niggaz medio

55 12.Graduation e the big money When we look back now Will our jokes still be funny? Will we still remember everythin

56 15.In Spite Of Ourselves r legs is funny She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the easter bunny She's my baby i'm her honey I'm never gonna let her go He ain't got laid in a month of su ... n our eyes. She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her

57 5.Middle Finger U Sauce Money-Middle Finger U5.Middle Finger U Fuck these niggas I don't give a fuck about nothin And you either This is for you tom ... edics walkin your way Crackin jokes while i'm talkin to jay Gettin head from four dimes from new york in a day This flow here is stainless what you thought it was ... adonna niggas mingle I'm real money fold up you funny money jingle News flash here's a hot-as

58 5.Biggie(feat.Junior M.A.F.I.A.) e discuss money Niggaz stay yappin when there's always somethin ... when there's always somethin funny The realest niggaz never took nuthin from me Rock ice stay jig fuck with niggaz that got drunk and hate kids Got niggaz on sta ... rs show our guns on camera Do jokes with police scanners niggaz medio

59 16.Biggie e discuss money Niggas stay yappin when there's always somethin ... when there's always somethin funny The realest niggas never took nuthin from me Rock ice stay jig fuck with niggas that got drunk and hate kids Got niggas on sta ... rs show our guns on camera Do jokes with police scanners niggas medio

60 6.King Money br>6.King Money Not what you are But what you've earned Where jack-queen-king ... earned Where jack-queen-king Money's concerned A friend in need is a friend in debt That kinda friend king ... n debt That kinda friend king money can forget. May those that are full get struck dumb When they tell the hungry of the good times To come More ... f the good times To come More money than sense in their defence And cheaper ... in their defence And cheaper jokes at

61 3.Curse Of Money .Curse Of Money feat. Mack10[Intro- Sleep] Hey wassup Cube? Man I'm glad I caught you at your momma' house homey Wassup man? You still got ... the curse) It's the curse of money once you get it fool you got it Buy a new pair of drawers and motherfuckers spot it Niggas plotted to have me knotted up in ba ... like I said it's the curse of money They start laughin at your jokes when they ain't that funny(Ha ha ha) See this ass kissin yes man Shakin hands with the

62 14.You Get Dealt Wit lowns got jokes ain't shit funny Play y'all niggas like dummies click-click Show me the ... mmies click-click Show me the money!! Choru

63 2.Chamber Music use if it jokes nigga know The kind that drop on your eyes your ears your nose and your throat I promote self-defense not dollars and sense Ki ... e: So now xzibit got a little money i think its funny How motherfuckers think i'm suppo

64 9.My Beliefs p who got jokes? Provoke me my vision of lust is money trust is funny Too many sheisty motherfuckers comin' for me One in the chamber ready for repetition if possible Hate to mention this poppin' ... behind Keep your mind on some money and don't ever stop tryin' And everything'll be fine everything'll be fine I believe good things come to those that grind Neve ... behind Keep your mind on some money and don't ever stop tryin' And everything'll be fine everything'l

65 5.Annalillia lin' wack jokes as the bartender laughed I was about one drink away from my limit In came a black dress w a black body in it She looked so tim ... l And she thought that was so funny And she put her drink away went to pay w her ... drink away went to pay w her money and squirted All because a brothe

66 9.Johnny this nice funny young man uh(look at that dog man give me one of them)Jimmy joe go'n bring out here2 open the show{crowd boos}Jimmy come on ou ... on out here and give us some jokes(naw get him off the stage) Ok well hold on oh uh uh(come on man) What did the fat lady say2 the skinny man?(who cares?)(get yo ... nd gentlemen U didn't like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful band2 u(bring on the band) They're the hottest thing i know[nowadays] The n.p.g.!{crowd cheers ...

67 16.U Don't Know Me in' dirty jokes my mother overheard and washed my mouth out with soap Now as I grew I always knew what it was for me to do never front just be ... l... And u don't know me It's funny how one kid can cause so much confusion Parents should be happy I'm the dop their kids are using Now some people think this bu ... ught my dirty raps were kinda funny but close minded people thought I was only out to make ... hought I was only out to make money But check on back cuz it's a

68 7.Doing Dumb Shit g all the jokes man When you young it's hard to see That it's wrong throwing rocks at the rtd Popping out your window with a bb gun Better yet ... que Then the shit got strange money I started shaking and jimmy felt funny Then the nut came gushing I jumpe

69 38.Gigalo o And the jokes they tell are meant to wish me well But I can't get out of what I'm into'Cause it's a steady job And it's the only thing that ... the only thing that makes me money And it gives me something to laugh about'Cause my real life ain't fucking ... se my real life ain't fucking funny The looks they give are starting to make me sick But I can't get out of what I'm into And the lines they try might as well be ... the only thing that makes me money And it giv

70 11.This Is The Life all your jokes are funny In another life your heart is free from fear In another life you make a lot of ... nother life you make a lot of money In this other life everything is

71 12.This Is The Life All your jokes are funny In another life Your heart is free from fear In another life You make a lot of ... nother life You make a lot of money In this other life Everything is

72 10.Vanity l's touch Money's money my little honey A rich man's jokes are always funny Build them walls but i'm coming through Don't trouble trouble till it troubles you ... trouble till it troubles you Money's money my little honey A rich man's jokes are always funny Ring came off in heights of passi

73 10.Vanity l's touch Money's money my little honey A rich man's jokes are always funny Build them walls but I'm coming through Don't trouble trouble till it troubles you ... trouble till it troubles you Money's money my little honey A rich man's jokes are always funny Ring came off in heights of passi

74 5.I Never Had It So Good had much money I never won a race My jokes don't end that funny And I had door slammed on my face

75 9.stale beard chess for money lonely fingers bittersweet and ugly backwards vs cover all the honey you will never be free you are all you can see your veins ... rite movies laugh at all your jokes when you're not even funny visit all the bars when its nice

76 54.Bust A Move(In the Style of'Young MC')[Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals] Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty. Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says'no way.' Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' They want a man ... brings home the bacon. Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are. Some girls are sophistic materialistic Looking for a man makes the ... a tan So that a brother with money can be their man. So on the beach

77 1.Bust a Move(Diplo remix instrumental) Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty. Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says'no way.' Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' They want a man ... brings home the bacon. Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are. Some girls are sophistic materialistic Looking for a man makes the ... a tan So that a brother with money can be their man. So on the beach

78 1.Bust a Move(Diplo RMX) Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says'No way' Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' They want the man ... brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no women and there you are Some girls are sadistic materialistic Lookin' for a man makes them ... g a tan So a brother with the money can be their man So on the beach

79 7.Bust a Move Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty. Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says'no way.' Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' They want a man ... brings home the bacon. Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are. Some girls are sophistic materialistic Looking for a man makes the ... a tan So that a brother with money can be their man. So on the beach

80 9.Bust a Move Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty. Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says'no way.' Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' They want a man ... brings home the bacon. Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are. Some girls are sophistic materialistic Looking for a man makes the ... a tan So that a brother with money can be their man. So on the beach

81 33.Bad Ass Strippa for your money Shake shake shake shake Shake shake shake shake I'm high class Fill up my champagne glass I'm a choke If you're a broke man Ca ... you're a broke man Cause your jokes ain't funny Bad ass strippa in the escaladeJu

82 6.I Can Barely Stand you find funny is dreaming of money All of the choices and wants So what do you do when falling to fool With all of the ... lling to fool With all of the jokes set up Let the punch lines ring a smile to bring If not fill another cup All I'd like to do is sit back and relax Maybe if luc ... on a reaching ear It could be funny or even some envy Laughing at ano

83 4.Years of Feminism Destroyed give your money and pride when I want you to think that it is them who bring unilateral development. Now you give your ... evelopment. Now you give your money to those corporations. That's what it is. Be what you want try everyday! Don't care about them. Be what you want try everyday! ... 've gained. Sexist and racist jokes are never harmless and funny. It is a way to maintain an artif

84 11.Bust a Move(Glee Cast Version) Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says'No way' Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' They want a man w ... brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are Some girls are sophistic materialistic Looking for a man makes them ... a tan So that a brother with money can be their man So on the beach

85 2.Welcome To Dystopia al or downJokes on us we're not even frowning Much less pissed off We're switched off Smiling villany the wickedest tyranny Is the one that sa ... low me? Do we not all worship money? When you think about it it's quitfunny Can't eat money can't breathe money Can't inject it and kill disease money But we pray at it all till we're guns and tanks And offer the ... guns and tanks And offer the money god a million sacraficial lambs W

86 19.Big(The Big Show Theme) his lunch money and laugh cause it's funny What's happenin loc? My whole crew on hundred spokes We ain't no ... on hundred spokes We ain't no jokes in them Chevies with the'draulics My game is so polished cause I got the street knowledge Flossy flossy- never let nobody boss ... kick it Ghettoriffic splendid money's tremendous Endless sippin on Pa

87 1.Slang101 e to make money That was bare jokes! That was very funny. See bare means very but can also

88 4.Love Me I'm a Liberal(live) Internet jokes about Dubya They sure are funny to me. But don't even think about asking Me to give up my new SUV I don't know what you mean about oil I just wish that gas co ... ve my country: best democracy money can buy! So love me love me love

89 5.Destroy and Rebuild g tough a jokester be fronting He got snuffed he got shot in the thigh he did nothing But thats Nas always looking out for breadren Cause when ... ittle slick shit and act real funny For what nigga you're butt and it got back to me Asking a Braveheart to help get back your jewelry You aint from my hood don't ... l niggas come up and get this money and move on baby Q.B

90 2.Fresh Prince Theme raphik-No Jokes2.Fresh Prince Theme Now this is a story all about me A young Asian rapping acting MC Here's the weekly16s voted by you ... lines Bootlegging CD's making money Prom king class clown yea I've always been ... ss clown yea I've always been funny I linked with PDFlo and SupereeeG

91 4.Royals raphik-No Jokes4.Royals Yeah uh Lorde... Now I never been the type to believe in the hype About all the shiny things that you need in ... look twice But now I'm making money and it kinda looks like So what is the price of artistic integrity If I buy some ice and live like celebrities? Have I sold ou ... uys in a canopy Make a little money and I'm thinking'Hm can it be?' But really I just wanna make enough to feed my family I don't need no rings or chains Cause th ...

92 2.New Money 2.New Money Gold chains and a new nudie suit Well my ship came in what else could I do? It's always sunny my ... ld I do? It's always sunny my jokes are funny'cause I've got new money Some blue blood it could do me some good'Cause Lady Luck gave me somethin' my daddy never could Come on honey love somebody Wi ... honey love somebody With new money Fresh and green crisp and clean There ain't a wrinkle on a president Nights like these they don't come cheap

93 5.Would You Believe That sayin the jokes Get in the way of displaying the flow Like ain't nobody rap this way gonna crack this game It's a waste if he playin em both u ... e guy Ay you gotta switch the funny with the fake shit Make a fake hit bout the ... shit Make a fake hit bout the money rake and Getting babes like a late zach morris up in bayside That's the only way da shit'll see the daylight I ain't even gott ... t I'm finished caring bout ya money Whatchu wearing out when clubbin Who you

94 1.Reich'N Roll they were jokes ou laughed when I said that I don't smoke dope you saw the girl with me- said she's quite the one look at you- you fucking mot ... h though you don't think it's funny look at me- I got your money I've got the nerve to be myself don't need your bloody religions or anything else because I wanna be a Nazi I wanna be a Nazi ... h though you don't think it's funny look at me- I got your money I've got the nerve to be myself don't need rock& roll heroes

95 4.Nazis they were jokes You laughed when I said that I don't smoke dope You saw the girl with me Since ya played the... Look at you you fucking lovers ... augh'till ya don't think it's funny Look at me I got your money I got the nerve to be myself I'm a rock'n roll hero... anything else I wanna be a Nazi I wanna be a Nazi That's right Of rock' ... augh'till ya don't think it's funny Look at me I got your money I got the nerve to be myself I'm a rock'n roll hero... anything

96 7.Fk10 Curse Of Money'(feat. Mack10[Intro- Sleep] Hey wassup Cube? Man I'm glad I caught you at your momma' house homey Wassup man? You still got yo ... the curse) It's the curse of money once you get it fool you got it Buy a new pair of drawers and motherfuckers spot it Niggas plotted to have me knotted up in ba ... like I said it's the curse of money They start laughin at your jokes when they ain't that funny(Ha ha ha) See this ass kissin yes man Shakin hands with the

97 1.Best Of amount of money The jokes on you when no one found it funny The best things in life scare You

98 1.BYIMM u gave me money to pay on my telephone(you) always treated like a queen up on q throne(you) helped me out you were nice to my Friends(you) Too ... t you agree you laughed at my jokes when the weremt even funny you never slept around when i did

99 2.BYIMM(Bonus Track) u gave me money to pay on my telephone(You) Always treated like a queen on a throne(You) Helped me out you were nice to my friends(You) Took m ... t you agree You laughed at my jokes when they weren't even funny You never slept around when i did

100 6.Last To Know gh at our jokes anymore There's the door don't forget your hat The stores are all closed I couldn't buy a break anyway SaintJude he couldn't s ... me I suppose More miles than money look at our lives and it's so funny More miles than money we fall in love and it's never funny We're the last very last to know Last to know we play the jokers in this minstrel show'Cause no one cares in this showbiz crow ... ear I suppose More miles than money look at our lives