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1 1.SYRIA DON'T CRY t The war has destroyed your homeland and the people you loved But you gotta be strong Keep your head up and fight for yourselves and fight fo ... t's never gone away The world has never changed They always find a way and the earth is the range Think about today You will find a lot of hints Law of the strong ... e-done? Poor kids never got a chance to see how beautiful the world is Not even a little bit All they see is misery When does it end？ Humans kill human beings and ..

2 1.SYRIA DON'T CRY t The war has destroyed your homeland and the people you loved But you gotta be strong Keep your head up and fight for yourselves and fight fo ... t's never gone away The world has never changed They always find a way and the earth is the range Think about today You will find a lot of hints Law of the strong ... e-done? Poor kids never got a chance to see how beautiful the world is Not even a little bit All they see is misery When does it end？ Humans kill human beings and ..

3 10.奇跡を望むなら... English version RE FOR ME FUNNY HOW I'M THINKIN' OF YOU NOW HAD I NEVER MET YOU I CAN'T SAY I'D BE THE SAME I WISH I HADN'T BEEN SO BLIND TO ALL THOSE THINGS ... E I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TIME HAS GONE WHILE I'VE BEEN SITTIN' HERE THE WORLDJUST PASSED ME BY EVEN THOUGH MY LIFE SEEMS TO BE IN DESTRESS I WON'T LET IT P ... E IN DESTRESS I WON'T LET IT PHASE ME CAUSE I KNOW I AM NOT ALONE WHEN YOUR LIFE SEEMS GONE YOU'RE THE ONE TO CHANGE THAT IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE OPEN UP YO ... THE DA

4 1.Double Up lted love has run out and I'm thirsty because of the lack of love As if I'm walking across the desert as if my whole body is burning As if lig ... nly time I'll give you a last chance From now on I want twice as much I really want it I only want twice as much the love that's it Love me more heal my broken he ... ee right through you- he's so funny yo so funny From now on I want twice as much I really want it I only want twice as much the love that's it Love me more heal

5 10.Wedding Day something funny he'll say something sweet Like how our mother would've loved to have seen You and your lover so happy I can't wait for your we ... If you wanna dance with me by chance Then we'll get drunk and have a heart-to-heart You'll say a perfect day exept just one part I'll say she's up there watching ... person that I tease at times has felt a bit like chalk and cheese Th

6 3.Sirens Tall and funny soul your daydream ain't over Portray the land Behold your crown. Hear the sirens calling Old and merry tune While the sailor' ... le the sailor's falling. Last chance to rise don't worry Need a lullaby to restore your glory To restore your glory. Foreign creature your gift is a burden You we ... ou were born for the stars It has shown in your cards. Frightened being you better run but slowly Heir to the throne With patience alone. In a million years it'll ...

7 2.One Below ht and so funny at the same time I said there would be a day When I would share him with the world I just didn't know when And that day ... didn't know when And that day has come it's now And I couldn't be more happy for him I'm so proud He's something special and I'm glad He's getting a ... l and I'm glad He's getting a chance to show you what he is Because I saw it a long time ago I got you no matter what I'm there for you And um no matter what obst ... elow We play this g

8 7.Kena ry single chance you get when you on twitter I can turn a hater to a fan Neh pa ti potsa bare kramma I was writing raps up in class they were ... ons The pain that's within me has put me in such a position This wasn't even my intention I understand that the choices you make are a lesson So I ask you for pro ... ll evil People around you act funny like this ain't the right thing f

9 14.Parental Advisory treat em' funny cos they Daddy ain't there I hear them talk about no interference cos I'm playing both parents like they making an appearance ... REFRAIN VERSE TWO Since when has a child been an accessory? A life decoration in need of no necessity? No dependency ancillary to a pregnancy just a pleasantry o ... hy effectively crushing their chance of something heavenly lacking all of life's remedies so essentially from their birth registry to adulthood they'll never be e ...

10 5.Paul moustache Has given us a rash Nice Ronny anyway It's here but it's not Our nylon locks Like corn on a gob Stuck in our gap anyway Whiskering s ... ot ask our bleached moustache Has given us a rash Nice Ronny anyway It's here but it's not Our nylon locks Like corn on a gob Stuck in your gap and I won't'I want ... e of smug smig sange Almost a funny dance If I got the chance I would Casually clean around Sh

11 2.Return of the Savage es acting funny Stacks upon stacks and not one nigga bummy Something ain't right these ain't the greedy streets of Italy Where Logan and my se ... place? I need answers! Behave chancellors I'm a vigilante killer No time for games and there ain't no nigga realer Let's talk business you don't wanna leak your o ... ime family led by Lester Kane has made a violent push for supremacy a

12 5.Looks t's kinda funny It wasn't long before we started feelin' all of this? for December Damn my nigga we on the tourbus Steppin' out the House of B ... you to afford us? Wow my life has just gotten gorgeous5-star meals on islands the sand's scorchin' Started fuckin' this girl and she lands scores and movies So yo ... ut the bitches down to take a chance for me Take me to the club and s

13 5.Halftime a My neck has never been hairier[Verse1] All work and no play makes Dan a dull man So I took business and pleasure and had them hold hands I m ... I did that to denied another chance I was out on my own the way I like it Spending time alone learning this is my shit[Hook] It's halftime Put the kettle on It's ... e? It's only Daniel Bull That funny rapper with the cracking in his m

14 17.What the F**k? e one who has lived this life Grab the happiness that comes my way So I'm gonna say: What the fuck? Stay in the night There's a ... ? Stay in the night There's a chance that it'll all be alright It's possible I'm pushing this a little too far But it's not like things can get a whole lot worse ... eel? I'm accomplished and I'm funny I've got wisdom and wit And it taste for certain men who will treat me like shit So romance ... treat me like shit So romance has again ru

15 6.If It's Alright ive you a chance(It's alright) give you a chance...[Havoc] Yo yo... When we first middle sex fif knew that you was that chick wooly sayin' holla at her whip sayin' girl get i ... care me off and leave you low funny how you let it ring and never answer your phone the accuser got me curious I asked who it was he like the'sold-a-soul' man who ... because of what someone else has done to me and I know its not reall

16 3.Land Of Nod he future has passed? And left you in its path Like a hurricane through a foreign town Where all the tall trees just fell down. And are you fe ... ere the lighting had the best chance Of gettinghit Hook: Of getting blissed-out in the land of Nod Of getting blissed-out in the land of Nod Of getting blissed-ou ... rs eat clowns cause the taste funny Are you seeing that grey in the s

17 24.Thoughts On A Balcony be actin funny when they see what you becoming I know that things been crazy with this lately I advance Losers wouldn't give me a ... nce Losers wouldn't give me a chance extend their hands And I'm grateful for every page full Of these thoughts on my balcony with angels And I'm thankful for the ... up Look at me mommy your son has done what he wanna wanna wanna Why not I just grew up?(Verse) Aye politican is he too consistent? Is he overexposing himself to ... up Look at

18 2.Seek and Hide ttle city has the winter on its side Took one lastchance to seek and hide It's hiding still And if you make it back to visit you will see I will be waiting patiently You know I will ... With any key Those dreams are funny now And go ahead and laugh becaus

19 4.Wild West(feat. Sage Francis& Sadistik) doing his funny dance. You ain't a fucking fan and you ain't from my fam. Summer of the son of son of Sam. Your grandkids are treadmill workin ... ancient eye within Leviathan has been raised from the dead If you look into your head it's evident in the environment Let the tires spin eyes roll burn rubber ho ... weening Completely shy of any chance to find some peaceful meaning No

20 9.To Whom It May Concern life one chance I read between the lines just tryna understand Got me tripping on the murder rate Thank God my homie beat the murder case I t ... ly go As a kid I never smiled funny how the pain can affect you as a child My pops he apologized my moms keep it real she ain't never lied Gotta guard my heart cl ... appens for a reason I say God has a plan I'm just tryng to understand

21 10.Born For This tions. Ha funny guy never had the butterflies Never shy every five minutes I would improvise. Class clown had jokes before a peach fuzz Ask ar ... haw or rock a Bar Mitzvah Any chance I got was like that and like this ya'll. Takes ten years not ten seconds to lift off Stay patient and try not to get pissed c ... here having fun And the best has yet to come. I was born for this...

22 3.Shadow of Death a second chance I do not speak your language why must you even ask Your body fills with a ravisance Your eyes opened why do people dilate wit ... s And it's over now your soul has reached its destination And it's funny how you're at the gates of hell b

23 2.Future Feminism where who has a plan for us in a paradise elsewhere After we die there will be a paradise waiting for us and this place is like a work station ... ar that summons. I think in a funny way a lot of my music I'm listening for that response still.'I've heard two rumors about the Dalai Lama. One is that he said h ... of governance we don't have a chance on this planet[applause]. And th

24 1.What a Life Everybody has a cross to wear Everybody is running to who knows where Who ever said to everything you buy it Life is short don't you waste it ... What a life we living now Its funny how the world sets you upside down When you back around can you feel me now Can you feel me What a life were living now Its ... at a life were living now Its funny how the world sets you upside down When you back around can you feel me now What a life Ain't ... feel me now What a life Ain't f

25 18.Help Me we take a chanceJust a couple a obituaries programs Never make fun of the mentally challenged that ain't the biz And I was taught to never lau ... h her homies But her Daddy is funny she can't spend her laundry money Plus her water bills sky high need a plumber can't afford to gamble The cupboard keep runnin ... ome back home from the Pen Or has the pen just became home for them i

26 1.Don't Miss Your Life y son Dad has to work' I missed the father daughter dance The first home run no second ... The first home run no second chance To be there when he crossed the plate The moment's gone now it's too late Fame and fortune come with a heavy price Son don't ... ce Son don't miss your life.' Funny you should say that I was sitting

27 5.Party Girl our youth has yet to be enjoyed before its over i hope that you find what you're searching for you better wake up right now and decide what yo ... you're life is worth take the chance we don't need drugs to make romance let's explore something more than just our pants party girl there's something broken in y ... unk on the floor and it's not funny anymore party girl you better wak

28 5.Old Before My Time t to die Chasing a dream around the world Has got me feeling down Though it use to make me high Looking for answers searching for the truth In an ocean of lies. trying to fin ... the past I slip into a dream funny things ain't never what they seem Solo: Living like children never doing what we are told Would not hesitate to take a ... Would not hesitate to take a chance That Road behind me now was paved with fool's gold Its almost time for the victory dance No more fe

29 3.Let The Love Begin ain't it funny It's just beginner's luck maybe… ooh with just a touch Two different people From such different worlds apart ... m such different worlds apart Has touched each other's heart Like candle's in the dark So if it's time for us we gotta take it Take the ... us we gotta take it Take the chance the chance to make it Now Let the love begin Let the light come shining in Who knows where the road will lead us now Look at what we've ... ant to be(it's meant to

30 8.You Felt The Same Way how time has flown Remembering of when I was a prince And I sat on your velvet throne Treating you just like a dog When you gave me the ... ke a dog When you gave me the chance Now I'd gladly turn into a frog And dance you away again It's ... And dance you away again It's funny how people change placesJust like

31 2.Gorgeous(feat. KiD CuDi& Raekwon) e No more chances if you blow this you bogus I will never ever let you live this down down down Penitentiary ... s down down down Penitentiary chances the devil dances and eventually answers to the call of Autumn all of them fallin' for the love of ballin' got caught with30 ... but we stay winning this week has been a bad massage I need a happy ending and a new beginning and a new fitted and some job opportunities thats lucrative this th ... ike I'm sniffing coke it aint

32 12.Finish This Album see it as funny How you can have a child and then just leave Now I'm walking around with my heart on my sleeve cause I'm effected anytime anyb ... s and to me it seems The only chance we get to make sense of it is when we put our heads down a little bit That's why I'm spittin it cause each one teach one and ... tand I'm this way until I die Has ambitions of his own so ovastand i

33 13.Pachanga riendship has it's differences But these'Young Bucks' remind me of'Fif' and his They hear the good life wanna see what the difference is Some ... like it's a gift of his He a funny lil nigga like Eddie Griffin is Between smokin' and chokin' then you got to live So I gave him a ... u got to live So I gave him a chance and that's a lot to give We'pose

34 12.Homeless treet She has no job no home no family And she barely ... home no family And she barely has the chance to even eat So she begs and steals and sells her body Sometimes she may come off a little strong But she's just on her own Bu ... got'em laughin' But it's not funny it's all about money And I bet yo

35 2.Sitting On the Curb he system has it's rules about the second chance Living by the tracks in the Barrio Keeps my welfare state from the Don Risto Don't be amazed when you see me out of line My b ... been wrong for years Ain't it funny how everybody knows but you Couldn't imagine what else you could do Oh I'll be craving that way Oh I craving that way Ain't it ... h I craving that way Ain't it funny how everybody knows but you Couldn't imagine what else you could do Ain't it ... at else you

36 8.Face Plant e? Go purchase your friends at the mall They're going on sale soon Meet us at the check out line So we can all laugh at you I'm feeling depres ... ed and real low No popularity has taken its toll I know there's no way back from this So how could life get worse than this They don't even know me They never eve ... me They never even gave me a chance They threw my ass on the bathroom wall I'm thinking'bout moving to France Well the last mile is miles away And I'm on my way ...

37 8.The Phone Call ee that's funny.'Cause my brother's in Miami this week. I find It hard to believe that my brother flew all the way to Miami here to Double-tea ... h... B: And you know what the funny thing is? The facet in my kitchen has been Leaking for three months now. And suddenly today of all days it Decided to stop leaking.J: Uh oh oh. B: I'm gonna give you ... : I'm gonna give you one last chance to answer this question. And if

38 1.It's All Good Now u had the chance to fuck her you would take her down You slipped up like you done stepped into an oil leak Now you got me heated up and boilin ... ou my buddy But always acting funny Then you'll never be close to me(Fuck that!) Said if you thinking you my buddy tryin' strip me for my money Then you'll never ... 're a grateful guy Friendship has been fucked Quit hittin' SwizZz up

39 11.Pobitch(Skit) ve people chances Nobody gave shit to me but should I be like them You sink I swim No I shouldn't so I should help people out if I could What ... rk But everybody in the world has to work Everyday I spend money lend money without brining in money its not ... hout brining in money its not funny Gotta make a profit I can't be broke like po bitch is with no crack to smoke I make money off everything like a flat broke cra ... u gonna sue me but the letter hasn't came yet I

40 13.Take No Prisoners e Got one chance infiltrate them Get it right terminate them Panzers will permeate them Break their pride denigrate them And their people retr ... won't take his hair Your body has parts your country's past By the way son here's your wheelchair He once had to be all he could be Now he's nothing for no one no ... ing for no one nowhere to see Funny thing he's like you and me It's a funny thing funny thing Tears streak his solemn sta

41 6.Somatically Incorrect d by lies Funny how it all works out This is my chance to control You're lying on the shards talking to yourself Your innards exposed Laughing uncontrollably crushing your anatomy ... anatomy Delusional psychosis has its grip on me I just can't fucking

42 3.Love Is On The Run t it It's funny how we all forget To practice what we preach We let it go Tragedy We should have known It might leave Love is on the run Under ... Before it gets away We got a chance to save it From hiding in the dark Dying for a heart Gotta let it be contagious There's something in the blood Taking over us ... like it never really matters Has to change We let it go Tragedy Left

43 2.Kill Eat World Funny how I'm nervous still I've always been the easy kill I guess I always will Could it be that everything goes around by ... hat everything goes around by chance? Or only one way that it was always meant to be? You kill me you always know the perfect thing to say Hey hey hey hey I know ... God please don't tell me this has been in vain I need answers for what all the waiting I've done these You kill me You've got some nerve But can't face your mista ... said it

44 4.I Can Love You Easy ve me the chance Suddenly we feel so close And it happens so fast Let's take tonight This heart can't lie believe me Baby I can love you easy. ... speak And its like a song The funny thing is I think we both knew it all along We circle each other just like Children on a crowded carousel Oh its a story we hav ... e you easy If you give me the chance Suddenly we feel so close And it happens so fast Let's take tonight This heart can't lie believe me Baby I can love you easy. ...

45 2.Martyrs If We're Lucky ake. It's funny how we used to laugh out loud And how easily we've forgotten who we were. When the good die young there was nothing I could do ... k we knew we had to take this chance And we ran into the end of the world.[x2] You said we'd never make it this far alone(while part of you is letting go) It's ... rt of you is letting go) It's funny how we used to laugh out loud Between the headlines and the news reports no one will ever understand Why we had to sacrifice o ... ok

46 9.The Dance s now you funny bitch(HA HA) Have you laughin all the way to the bank On point make a cut like we holdin a shank Got it all up on ya back like ... e all up in yo face Like piranhas when you drop fresh meat in the tank Fell off of the game can't keep ya rank Mad cause you try to rob shit but you ain't Been ar ... t ya shit straight This is ya Chance! You don't have to be fake with a heart full of hate just try to say thanks Murs fall up on the spot like what up bitch Appro ...

47 8.Going Down e's not a chance of going down But then we just might so this is it this is goodbye And I feel like I'm gonna lose my mind I'm in the shit kne ... sh I took the train Everybody has their day and I guess I'm just the same But I'm going nowhere Everybody ... t I'm going nowhere Everybody has their day never thought it would be this way And I really don't care I'm in the shit knee-deep in it I know that this might hurt ... sure helps if you can see the funny side So this i

48 9.Two Hearts Beat As One what love has done Our two hearts beat as one Now I'm not afraid to take a ... Now I'm not afraid to take a chance Cos in your eyes there's no mistakin' All the love that lies in waiting Now I'm so sure of what I feel inside And it makes no ... ime to let go Chorus Ain't it funny now You walk into the room anytime Go from lost to found You're the solid ground in my life And for now it's enough just to kn ... just begun But look what love has done Our two hearts beat as

49 9.Years Years Funny feeling My gut's intuition doesn't know no bravery could convince you to morally say no your explanation ... rally say no your explanation hasn't gone over yet but I'll give you one more ... et but I'll give you one more chance to open up and just let go. There's no easier way out of this place I'm claiming this lie to you face to face that's no way f ... ught up in your picture frame has defined My eyes and made Me turn up

50 12.Boombox hile bent funny bone grown community Spit a thousand m-1 ripples to cripple the continuity Tap water builds character Right I irrigate it stra ... Earth to a-r vertical burden has increased at an alarming rate This is down a point Murder up glee down and still falling Still crawling out of bed at2 on Saturd ... of zoning fans Holding every chance to own the land I roam With dome

51 3.I Hate Your Boyfriend this girl has so much charm Wait a fuckin' minute What's that on her arm?(Godamn!) Can Someone tell me that really ain't a man I don't mean to ... onal T.V We could cut to the chase and right now you leave with me So Whaddya' Say? Look I know I'm not the shit the hottest joint in the ashtray The Way Sad Shap ... like you future and your man has passed a day So why don't you give him a pink slip Thank him for his time Give him a hug And let him know this is his last day[H ...

52 4.All Dreamed Out nk that's funny And everybody knows That you were backstage making history home Somewhere it's August in the evening That's where you'll find ... ou might try to save a second chance It's gone This perfect moment has just come and gone You're wrong it'

53 12.If Life Is So Short Isn't it funny How times seems to slip away So fast One minute you're happy The other you're sad But if you give me one more ... d But if you give me one more chance To show my love for you is true I'll stand by your side Your whole life trough If life is short Why won't you let me love you ... strong Why won't you take the chance Before our time has come If life is so short If life is so short Love is a word that explains How I feel for you And when you're in my arms

54 29.Won't Ez Up Tonight k and purchasin' and more or Whether we mobbin' to stick up a store finna to get us some dough my nigga's Desperate we ain't ate shit since ye ... him Buck him don't give him a chance to reach all up under his seat now what if He pull out some heat? shit(shit) then we Really got to kill him ain't even worth ... of the show-offs so my troop has Got somethin' to hope for when we rumble cracker's collide now we lock up With the enemy what that guy did to me is Crude and ru ...

55 1.All Dreamed Out nk that's funny And everybody knows That you were backstage making history a home Somewhere it's august in the evening That's where you'll fin ... ou mihgt try to save a second chance It's gone This perfect moment has just come and gone You're wrong it'

56 8.In Spite Of It All onkey-Mr. Funny Face8.In Spite Of It All Disconnect to protect Space yourself from the mess A ... pace yourself from the mess A chance to breathe where the air is clean And all of your thoughts and all your dreams So how can I say to you it's only me So how ca ... just a chain of thoughts That has brought us to this place We're just

57 16.Guys And Dolls Like you has fallen in love with his own fiancee Alright so Adelaide is my weakness can't you be tolerant That I should have a weakness? Beca ... l over What is the thing that has licked'em? And it looks like I am just another victim Yes sir when you see a guy reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he' ... aJohn waiting out in the rain Chances are he's insane as only aJohn can be for aJane When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent For a flat that could flatten t ...

58 4.Friday of oxygen Has is known for oxin''em Kool kas' chrome be droppin''em Killa kane be lockin' philipane Drip from a toxic tongue Get done wid it O ... ou[hook] Ten out of ten No ya chance is a ninth We do jail wid no bail Losin' half of our life Livin' the life of the poor Losin' sight in the war You can slice i ... Drugs and honeys My hugs are funny And thugs blow slugs for the mone

59 13.The Good Eleven se eleven has always been a friend of mine. Good good good good eleven Never gave me any trouble till after nine. Good good good good eleven.( ... d of mine. Now when you get a chance to multiply by eleven(eleven Yeah!) It's almost as easy as multiplying by one. You don't even have to use a pencil when you u ... (Yeah!) Because you get those funny looking double-digit doogies as a

60 2.At This Time y another chance to get it right Circumstances sabotage me in spite of what i try No matter what i do There's always something keeping me away ... you for just awhile Isn't it funny how some things are meant to be There is no future here for you and me At this time at this time at this time Now i'm a girl w ... e impossible And what if fate has already played it's hand And there's no future left in the plan What if this is what lies in store It only makes me want you eve ...

61 13.Invetro it seems funny but soon I be the nigga who kills for petty money presume Inside this temple of doom we throw the womb I bloom to be emitted i ... that there's a fifty percent chance that i might Not make it in spite of the fact it's my life And can't take it knowin' that i'm losin' this fight To contradict ... ll i still prevail god always has something in store for me Outside t

62 19.Pass Out uisin for has just arrived With the olde english crack just to make it live[tash]one for you[j-ro]one for you[tash]one for you[j-ro]one for yo ... he buffalo bills you had your chances(that's right) Pack your pots and pans and fly your ass back to kansas I should diss you wack rhymes are the issue I come up ... t the bankrolls Your style is funny like hoes with big butts and skin

63 13.Hatin Nation ya hation has begun to rise n it's contagious pray Betta not let it get you man hata hata hataz Hataz hatin this song song n if i had a wish I ... In the past get a pipe and a chance n i'm ready to throw down Low down dirty mothaphukin shame in a world so cruel It's niggaz like you who just be disrespectin ... akin my gear and thinkin it's funny Get around bitches n niggaz be fr

64 3.This Will Make You Laugh body else has done This will make you laugh but darling i staked my dream on you aww baby this will make you laugh they never did come true th ... never did come true i took a chance on young romance& vowed it would not miss but i never never never should have judged a heart by a kiss this is gonna make you ... l make you laugh but it's not funny... this shit ain't one bit funny to me

65 1.Happy New Year It's not funny it's not fare. How can I atone? Are you okay? I lose control but I can learn to behave give me one more ... rn to behave give me one more chance let me be your slave. I'll kiss your Dock Martins let me kiss your Dock Martins. Your every wish I will obey.Joanne: That mig ... tes Maureen: This family tree has deep roots. Mark: Friendship is thi

66 5.If Life Is So Short Isn't it funny How times seems to slip away So fast One minute you're happy The other you're sad But if you give me one more ... d But if you give me one more chance To show my love for you is true I'll stand by your side Your whole life trough If life is short Why won't you let me love you ... strong Why won't you take the chance Before our time has come If life is so short If life is so short Love is a word that explains How i feel for you And when you're in my arms

67 15.No Gimmicks re's your chance to swing With some ill muthafuckas we don't dance and sing In'95 we out-jinglin Servin'poetic justice' without that nigga joh ... ls When i'm around y'all feel funny Cause i'm young makin funds like shaquille o'neal money You want any drama? you better wear plenty armor I cut that ass like t ... ? If i'm on your dick my name has got to be syphilis I come with lyri

68 4.It Hurts Like Hell e love it has no hiding place It's not something you just put away It's always there inside of you And it shows in everything you do Sometimes ... to even laugh(there's nothing funny if it's killing you) Sometimes the pain is just too much And it hurts like hell That's the way it feels I know if there is any ... feels I know if there is any chance For us to find our happiness We'

69 1.It Hurts Like Hell e love it has no hiding place It's not something you just put away It's always there inside of you And it shows in everything you do Sometimes ... to even laugh(there's nothing funny if it's killing you) Sometimes the pain is just too much And it hurts like hell That's the way it feels I know if there is any ... feels I know if there is any chance For us to find our happiness We'

70 3.Jesters Dreamers And Thieves thick No chance to change direction and we've laughed until we're sick Now i keep company with wicked evil men My generosity's brimming but i ... among thieves The undergrowth has parted now the path is easily read It's lined with all the doubters regretting all they've said God bless all the dreamers and t ... st cloven dancer The mischief has begun Laugh with me if it's funny laugh at me if it's fun And i don

71 5.Solomon desparate chance the last hope has fallenJust like before I've felt this before And the gurgles of laughter are echoes once more in my heart So I lie down in my mo ... mbraces Video suppers and the funny faces Does it matter to you? Does

72 11.Process of Elimination(Untouchakickamurdaqtion) e shit is funny when I'm bustin' on a fool's ass It don't matter the shit's out the Glock Cause ain't no names on a bullet in a shootout The w ... ertaker Cause I speed up your chance for you to meet your maker SeeJudgement Day ... t your maker SeeJudgement Day has come You're bein' tried by a black-

73 1.Back and Forth Take your chances if you will those looks can kill It'll make you go round and around You got to know it by now hey yeah That the truth is you ... is you just can't win Love's funny like that It'll make you blow your cap Sacrifice everything and money Love ... ice everything and money Love has no guarantees it'll always really be Back and forth Back and forth Back and forth Back and forth(Our love goes) Back and forth B ... and forth Back and forth Love has no guarante

74 2.Slaughtahouse* this song has two parts A.'the cutting edge of hardcore rap; the most innovative stuff For1993'-- gangsta parody following the'classroom' skit ... ghtahouse Yeah yo ign-ant mc Whassup? Show these niggaz what the dress code is Aight Verse two: ign-ant mc Strictly raiders and kings gear Only wear black and i d ... No more... so come and take a chance and Mess around with the black charles manson Body parts in the freezer I'm not jeffrey dahmer but i'll slaughta ya momma So ...

75 58.I Heard I Was In Town old town has grown That's why I came alone I've been treated well I raised all kinds of hell When a full tank was only a fin Ain't it quite ... was only a fin Ain't it quite funny how things turn around I heard I was in town Madman in a pickup truck So many years ago Changes have come like the storms of t ... twelve or ten Ain't it quite funny word gets around I heard I was in town(instrumental) I was a madman in a pickup truck So many years ago Changes have come like ... e

76 7.Movement Vii- Crises the past. Funny thoughts and wild; wild dreams Will find their way into your mind. The clouds that hang above us May be full of rain and thund ... e gone. Shanty So what are my chances Of getting promotion? The way things are going It doesn't look good. Mary dee What good is complaining It's getting you nowh ... day And the dark side of life Has become too much to bear I will stay

77 2.Sweet Children(EP) are your chance not to oblige Putting his hand on her thigh Ability ... his hand on her thigh Ability has now been ripped Take it away I'd rather sit Sweet children sweet children sweet children Remember when?Johnny's playing fun and ... r maybe lie and celebrate The funny circus from his head Follow me if

78 10.SingJoy Spring ory never has been told) The joy spring the fountain of pleasure Is deep inside you whether you're diggin' it or not Once you're aware of this ... vious life givin' your mind a chance to fly Fly aroun' the universe investigatin' other Galaxies n' certain other subtle Types o'life tryin' t'dig it gettin' Pret ... en Brothers called grimm knew chances were slim' Anybody would dig that the human soul Was snow white And the seven dwarfs were seven tempers In man Whose digging ...

79 1.Yes Sir I Will 's little chance of change; The State is aware of that. The bomb serves many functions. If fear of the omnipotent God is no more The nuclear F ... o much power? What perversion has taken place that we are governed by fools?* We've had problems from self-appointed Gods from Bishops to MPs. They've tried to ba ... absurd that we are denied the chance of ever being truly free. The terrible inequalities of the peoples of this earth Make freedom at best a dream at worst an ins ...

80 3.I Heard I Was In Town old town has grown That's why I came alone I've been treated well I raised all kinds of hell When a full tank was only a fin Ain't it quite ... was only a fin Ain't it quite funny how things turn around I heard I was in town Madman in a pickup truck So many years ago Changes have come like the storms of t ... twelve or ten Ain't it quite funny word gets around I heard I was in town(instrumental) I was a madman in a pickup truck So many years ago Changes have come like ... e

81 7.Volstead O Vodeo Do It isn't funny it's losing money We reckon you ought to be sacked Volstead Volstead Prohibition must go Volstead Volstead Volstead o vodeo do ... ou don't stand the ghost of a chance Volstead Volstead Volstead say don't you know Volstead Volstead Volstead o vodeo do The Chicago pianos are starting to play U ... s town With personal charm he has gathered an army That could drag th

82 6.Heat Wave ing flame Has high blood pressure got a hold on me Or is this the way love's supposed to be It's like a heat wave Burning in my heart Can't ke ... elt like this before Now that funny feeling has me amazed I Don't know what to do My head's in a haze It's like a heat wave Burning in my heart Can't keep from crying It's tear ... heat wave) Don't pass up this chance This time it's true romance Heat

83 10.Be-bop Tango(Of The OldJazzmen's Church) one. this has to be the one with all the right notes on it. okay're you ready? this is a hard one to play. one two three four... The cowbell a ... ght have noticed bruce fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo based on the-ah idea of an evolved tango-event. bruce ... an evolved tango-event. bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a That he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the mud shark did. bruce is now warmin ... zz is not dead it just smells (|

84 3.The Light That Has Lighted The World ight That Has Lighted The World I've heard how some people have said That i've changed That i'm not what i was How it really is a shame Th ... looking to see The light that has lighted the world It's funny how people just won't Accept change As if nature itself- they'd prefer Re-arranged So hard to move on When you're down in a ho ... hole Where there's so little chance To experience soul I'm greatful to anyone That is happy or'free' For giving me hope While i'm loo

85 1.Fast Hand ver had a chance. I never ment to be a bad man. I just had a fast hand. Going to be nothing in hell I havne't lived through here. I'm just goi ... se no one knows me here. Time has a funny way of taken away the years. I do

86 6.Be-Bop Tango(Of the OldJazzmen's Church) this this has to be the one. This has to be the one with all the right notes on it. Okay're you ready? And this is a hard one to play... One two three four... The cow ... ght have noticed Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo based on the idea of an evolved tango-event. Bruce ... an evolved tango-event. Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance that he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the Mud Shark did. Bruce is now ... AZZ I

87 1.The Real Sin Savior(Parody of'The Real Slim Shady' By Eminem) t another chance and believe But if you feel a slight chill-- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy-- it's important and it's free I've ... ved it gets even worse Little chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah it's true but I think he'd scare all the kids-- ree ree! I said now's when they oughta know an ... ta be Paul-- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than90 percent of ...

88 2.The Real Sin Savior t another chance and believe But if you feel a slight chill-- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy-- it's important and it's free I've ... ved it gets even worse Little chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah it's true but I think he'd scare all the kids-- ree ree! I said now's when they oughta know an ... ta be Paul-- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than90 percent of ...

89 8.The Real Sin Savior('The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem) t another chance and believe But if you feel a slight chill I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy it's important and it's free I've sinn ... ved it gets even worse Little chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah it's true but I think he'd scare all the kids ree ree I said nows when they oughta know andJoh ... otta be Paul the Book I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than90 percent of ...

90 11.Hey Bitch! ave him a chance you'd find out that he's a great guy And going to prison ... great guy And going to prison has shown him a whole new light He made a mistake and he's been paying fifteen to life So if you ain't down with him you better get ... erybodies dick heads! It's so funny when I sit and think back I can't

91 9.Oh Captain My Captain y get the chance to leave! I want to go home to my own bed tonight and sleep cuddle with my puppy(I miss my puppy!) I want to make believe tha ... bout the fact that I am down. Funny how perspectives change so quickly when you're the one with your head beneath the toilet seat wearing that crown on your feet… ... ernity it's no wonder my hope has such a bad name! But I know no matt

92 1.The only one much time has been going by very little has changed what is going to happen now in our life in our life Love is ... our life in our life Love is funny it can't be wanting us to believe just the two of us together in a dream you and me Let me be the one you trust Trust trust tr ... desires and mine Now our life has been settled down and you're closer to me what ... and you're closer to me what has been in the past is now just a dream just dream In the future we'

93 3.Guys and Dolls(Original) hing that has nipped them. And it looks like Nathan's just another victim. NICELY(spoken) Yes sir! When you see a guy reach for stars in the s ... aJohn waiting out in the rain Chances are he's insane as only aJohn can be for aJane. When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent For a flat that could flatten ... aj Mahal. Call it sad call it funny. But it's better than even money That the guy's only doing it for some doll. When you see aJoe saving have of his dough You ca ...

94 19.Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Pt1 's doing. Haskell Wexler: What the hell are we doing in this bathroom? FZ: I'm going to... While you stand there and take pictures of that I'm ... ss some of the absurdities... Haskell Wexler: Absurdities? FZ: Yes we're just dealing with the... the absurdities of making the movie in the first place and espec ... im turning into a monster she has to vomit. Phyllis: Frank said'That's it that's the opening of the line that that I mean that's the opening of the picture.' I sa ...

95 1.Be-Bop Tango(Of the OldJazzmen's Church) this this has to be the one. This has to be the one with all the right notes on it. Okay're you ready? This is a hard one to play. One two three four... The cowbell a ... ght have noticed Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo Based on the-ah idea of an evolved tango-event. Bruce ... an evolved tango-event. Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance That he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the Mud Shark did. Bruce is now ... zz

96 3.Let the Love Begin ain't it funny is it just beginner's luck maybe ooh with just a touch two different people from such different worlds apart ... m such different worlds apart has touched each other's hearts like candles in the dark so if it's time for us we've gotta take it take the ... we've gotta take it take the chance the chance to make it Now let the love begin let the light come shining in who knows where the road will lead us now look at what we've ... ant to be(it's meant to

97 2.Guys and Dolls Broken Hearted Melody You Do Something to Me like you Has fallen in love with his own fiancee. Alright so Adelaide is my weakness can't you be tolerant that I should have a weakness? Bec ... over. What is the thing that has licked'em? And it looks like I am just another victim. Yes sir when you see a guy reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he ... john waiting out in the rain Chances are he's insane as only a john can be for a jane. When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent For a flat that could flatte ...

98 2.I do hat's not funny' and I said'Baby maybe you could take a fucking joke now and then' and so I slept on the couch that night. But when morning ca ... . You'd say'This kind of love has to be a verb. We are paint on a slick canvas– it's gonna take a whole lot to stick but if we do we'll be a masterpiece.' And we ... t was Kansas and what are the chances of seeing anything but corn in

99 2.High Noon In Killville What's So Funny?2.High Noon In Killville Bruce and ed and i walked into old pappy's foodmart bruce and ed were brothers and they were ... ple go you boys don't stand a chance your little heist has failed but i knew big dick turner and we'd never reach his jail ed looked up through the window just to see what was going on a ... love sick fool when i had the chance i should've shot them down

100 9.Salomon desparate chance The last hope has fallenJust like before I've felt this before And the gurgles of laughter Are Echoes once more in my Heart So I lie down in my mo ... mbraces Video suppers and the funny faces Does it matter to you? Does