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9.Christmas Song
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Christmas
Song Grab the weed I got a story to tell A couple years ago it was ... ell A couple years ago it was
Christmas
night Back in my hometown Wells The snow fall about an inch an hour And on the road just our pickup truck and snowplows Af ... e sachmo I asked'How was your
Christmas
?' he said'It sucked' I asked'Why' he said'Man my sister's fucked And if that slut died tonight it wouldn't be enough' I as ... ice in a month is worthy of a
parody
Just then
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2.Barroom Hitz(Parody of'Ballroom Blitz')
room Hitz(
Parody
of'Ballroom Blitz') Are you ready Keith? Uh huh. Stanley? Yeah! Ted? OK. Alright fellas let's go! Oh kids benefit from Mo ... panic at Presley Then on next
Christmas
Eve please Take a long look a
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1.Problem Me
ould be A
parody
of all the things that you supposed to be Let it go Even when it hurts like you don't know Reality: It's never quite the swee ... mitherines LikeJack come back
Christmas
where you've been? Relax tell
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1.665
nta satan
parody
: Santa i love you baby My
christmas
king Santa you're my king I l
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3.December5 or6 B.C.(Oh Holy Night)[Parody of'December1963{Oh What a Night}]
ly Night)[
Parody
of'December1963{Oh What a Night}] Oh holy night-- Late December5 or6 B.C. Was a special time in history In Bethlehem-- oh ... months without it and yet The
Christmas
holiday gets a vast amount of attention So I thought I would mention that we don't know just when the Holy blessed event t ... onth or the day With Orthodox
Christmas
it'sJanuary6th For the rest of us Christians December25th But the most important thing is that Christ is Lord and King And ...
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5.Flirtin' with the Pastor(Parody of'Flirtin' with Disaster')
he Pastor(
Parody
of'Flirtin' with Disaster') I'm baffled by the folks who like flirtin' with the pastor It's hard to get'em through the do ... run and hide till Easter and
Christmas
Eve They got a Bible on the shelf but when they gonna read it? They can't commit time they do for lesser things They'd rat ... run and hide till Easter and
Christmas
Eve They got a Bible on the shelf but when they plan to read it? You can't just live your life through dudes on Christian ...
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1.Micah No.5
ourself a
Parody
Little
Christmas
1.Micah No.5 Ladies an
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2.Santa Claus
ourself a
Parody
Little
Christmas
2.Santa Claus(Luke2:11) Mom Dad! What's that sound? Here he comes-- don't call the cops now That dude-- heard about ... Naughty kids will get-- zero
Christmas
gifts Don't you know he's comi
Christmas
Eve? I'm gonna toss and turn-- I'll get up! Santa Claus Santa Claus Santa Claus Santa Claus(oh ho ho ho ho) Ain't nothin' ... :'Don't you know who's coming
Christmas
Eve? Don't lose Him in the rush!' I give up! Huh?!! Santa Cla
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3.Hotel Can't Afford Ya
ourself a
Parody
Little
Christmas
3.Hotel Can't Afford Ya From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census I was from Bethl ... the wise men'We had problems
Christmas
Eve We've been checking out y
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4.Manger
ourself a
Parody
Little
Christmas
4.Manger Girl use my m
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5.Christmasnite
ourself a
Parody
Little
Christmas
5.
Christmas
nite I took a walk around the world to see your promise sign I left my buddies laughin' somewhere in the sand behind I ... n my search for you it's like
Christmas
nite You called me strongly from the east but still LordJesus I'm no king You took this planet by suprise whenever you came ... n my search for you it's like
Christmas
nite If I'm a crazy man will you still call me through the sand If I'm a wise man well
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2.Nice Iced Pavement(Parody of'Ice Ice Baby')
Pavement(
Parody
of'Ice Ice Baby'){doom doom dooby-doom dooby-doom-boom}(Yo see my tree? It's ... om-boom}(Yo see my tree? It's
Christmas
!)(Nice Iced Pavement)(Nice Iced Pavement) All-night shopping I had to take a list in; Ice is packed on my windshield--it g ... e it nice with a ton of gifts
CHRISTMAS
displays guide my way Lights
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3.Excuse Me Pal It's Christmastime(Parody of'Purple Haze)
Pal It's
Christmas
time(
Parody
of'Purple Haze) People hate and rip my faith But they get Paid vacations on ... ut they get Paid vacations on
Christmas
day They act real funny when I ask them why They tell me'Excuse me pal it's ... ey tell me'Excuse me pal it's
Christmas
time.' People hate and told my town:'Don't go put ... nd told my town:'Don't go put
Christmas
stuff on public ground!' Plan
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5.One Night in Bethlehem(Parody of'One Night in Bangkok')
Bethlehem(
Parody
of'One Night in Bangkok') Bankrupt boring little city And the city don't know what a gift it is getting But crammed Bethl ... e ultimate quest to celebrate
Christmas
These gifts seem more than you'd have Brought a young ruler of the Tribe ofJudah Praise God He's always watching His Word ... y I can see a dreidel on your
Christmas
tre
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7.Child King(Parody of'Wild Thing')
hild King(
Parody
of'Wild Thing') Yeshua! Work with all the sheep-- that's my prime source of money So when the sheep get dumb I can go and ... sins So when there's snow at
Christmas
Let's look at it another way
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8.Cut-Rate Hotel(Parody of'Heartbreak Hotel')
ate Hotel(
Parody
of'Heartbreak Hotel') Well since our baby's ready Well we found a new place to dwell Well it's down with the friendly goa ... And cows are welcome too It's
Christmas
so Go visit the holy baby Our
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1.Land of Delusion(Parody of'Land of Illusion')
Delusion(
Parody
of'Land of Illusion') I must have seen a thousand scenes Of violence on the silver screen But I didn't see them march in ... a movie showedJesus bleed Now
Christmas
Eve and New Year's Day They'v
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2.Try Micah(Parody of'Drive My Car')
Try Micah(
Parody
of'Drive My Car') Asked King Herod where Messiah could be He said'Baby don't ask me!' We said'We've been chasing a star i ... ike Micah said But since it's
Christmas
baby We got stuff that we gav
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19.Hotel Can't Afford Ya(Parody of'Hotel California')
Afford Ya(
Parody
of'Hotel California') From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census-- I was from Bethlehem U ... the wise men We had problems
Christmas
Eve We've been checking out y
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2.Christmas Parody Spectacular
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Christmas
Parody
Spectacular key of awesome
Christmas
party everybody is here we're
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15.Out of My League(Parody)
My League(
Parody
) Aw snap! the camera flash Every time I see it gotta make a dash Yeah girl you can take your pic We in the background whe ... that) Ultrasounds!(snap that)
Christmas
cards!(snap that) St. Bernard
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2.Lips Are Moving Parody
re Moving
Parody
My new single has The exact same beat as'All About That Bass' had It's just abit faster And this videos trash It is just ... d He was killed by Meghan But
Christmas
must still go on since you killed him you must replace him Put on this Santa suit and be gone I have a plan to get my reve ... yone of them much better then
Christmas
toy
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20.Stitches Parody
.Stitches
Parody
I am pretty and17 I have no clue what heartbreak even means But I made this song about it After my girl dumped me that co ... s right Remember On this past
Christmas
Day You got her nothing you m
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26.Lips Are Movin Parody
Are Movin
Parody
My new hit single has the exact same beat as'All About That Bass' had it's just a bit faster And his video's trash it is ... led by Meghan(You bitch!) But
Christmas
must still go on(Still go on) Since you killed him(Killed him) You must replace him Put on this Santa suit and be gone! I ... one of them Much better than
Christmas
toys
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2.Mrs. Claus
cci-Not A
Christmas
Album2.Mrs. Claus[
Parody
of'Stacy's Mom' by Fountains Of
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1.Christmas Song(Unplugged)[Bonus]
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Christmas
Song(Unplugged)[Bonus] Grab the weed I got a story to tell A couple years ago It was ... ell A couple years ago It was
Christmas
night back in my home town Wells The snow fall about an inch an hour And on the road just our pickup truck snow plows Afte ... satchmo I asked'How was your
Christmas
?' he said'it sucked.' I asked'Why?' he said'Man my sister's fucked And if that slut died tonight it wouldn't be enough' I ... ice in a month is worthy of a
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2.Someone Like You(Adele No Autotune Cover Parody)
une Cover
Parody
) I wrote another song about me wanker ex he's a worthless lout His name is Timothy Matthews He lives on5 Rubbish Road fla ... ven And you kicked my arse on
Christmas
Everyone of your songs is unt
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1.Tik Tok(Parody)
1.Tik Tok(
Parody
)作詞 Lukasz Gottwald Benjamin Levin Kesha Sebert Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse(Hey what up girl?) Grab my B ... e your dad goes out On a cold
Christmas
Eve to get some more milk But
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1.Christmas Creed Song Parody(My Presents Were Open)
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Christmas
Creed Song
Parody
(My Presents Were Open) Well
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3.Blank Space Parody
ank Space
Parody
Nice to eat you you're so soft. Come sit down baby on my cheek. Secret presents at my door; saw you there and I thought'O ... cake like Thor! Peanut butter
Christmas
trees. Don't compare I need a
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7.Wrecking Ball Parody
king Ball
Parody
I once picked up a yellow snowball My hand tasted like popcorn I found a lobster in my tub And cooked chicken for breakfa ... this candle-lite smells like
Christmas
trees This horse knows how to fly(with Rudolph) Let's sing ... fly(with Rudolph) Let's sing
Christmas
songs while adopting frogs Santa came to my mall I bought a baby ... me to my mall I bought a baby
Christmas
tree I'm dressed up like a referee It's so cold so I just made some tea An